Mime Tachine!

<<set $endrex to 1>><<set $order to $order +1>>You keep running through the dense jungle when you hit something that makes you fall to your back. From the floor you can see a mouth the size of a truck, full of sharp teeths.The T-Rex was following you on stealth mode, after all.\n \nHis lizard eyes look at the feast you're, drooling. Vulnerable, tasty and juicy as a mad-scientist can be. You can't think of any way to get out of this alive if it's not by pressing the time machine button now. The mouth is already opened and about to chew you like a human-sized gum.\n \n"But I don't want to leave now, I wanna see more dinosaurs...".\n\n[[Grunt, that should scare him off.]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<nobr>><<set $reachplasma to either ("1","2")>>\n<<if $reachplasma is "1">><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endmirror to 1>>Suprisingly you're faster than yourself and you can reach the gun just right before your copy. "<<print $name>>, your time has come! How poethic is all this isn't it? We both knew it was going to end like this" you shout to your copy.<br /><br />\n \nYou don't fucking know why did you say that, a mash-up of typical sentences a bad guy will say at the end of a movie, about to kill the good guy.<br /><br />\n\n"Am I good? Am I evil? No time to think of these, I have a mime tachine, I'll do that later". Then you pull the trigger and the hot plasma obliterates your mirror image. Covering you in blood and pieces of meat of your copy.<br /><br />\n\n[[Exit the room.]]<<else>>You can almost feel the plasma gun in your hands, but right when you're about to grab it you slip on a <<print either ("banana peel", "donut","bunch of marbles", "corpse that looks like you, another copy from the past")>>. You see how your copy holds the gun against your forehead, laughing like a maniac. Then shoots without hesitation.<br /><br />\n \nIn the miliseconds between that and your death, you think "Fuck myself".<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endamericaname to 1>>Columbus raises his head, amazed by what you've just said: "Oh really? O that's wonderful! How can you help me?".\n\n<<print $name>> starts explaining how to arrive to America and why his travel to find a new way to go to India may come in a more fruitful business. You only need him to call the new continent <<set $americaname to either ("Smellyasses","Wonko Wanga","Fartland","Crispy Crunchy","Atlantis")>><<print $americaname>> instead of "America". He accepts immediately your offer. \n\nAccording to his words "Your weird outfit is an unmistekable sign that you've traveled around the our holy world". You feel happy, having explained everything to him: "Ready to mime travel!".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<set $mirror to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>You see yourself falling to the ground, screaming like a broken flute will sound, played by a 5 year old kid. Your copy hits the street, splashing blood all over the concrete.\n\n<<print $name>> observes the copy from the window."What a male way to die, I mean,lame". Then you take a last glance at your own room. Nothing has changed, either you have disspeared, so time paradoxes are not that bad after all. You smile before pressing the button."You where wrong Doc!".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<set $headaim to either ("1","2")>>\n\n<<endnobr>><<if $headaim is "1">><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endhitleramulet to 1>>The bullet goes through the globe, breaking it in a million pieces. The guy with the square-shaped moustache screams like he was dying. And he actually is. He starts becoming dust, leaving a nazi-like necklace that you pick and wear immediately.\n\nSomehow the necklace was linked to the guy's soul, energy or whatever. You can already feel more powerful, magnetic, like you could lead millions os people to do whatever you command and desire. For example, a chicken sandwhich. Or invading Poland.\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<else if>>The bullet misses the target, bounces on the <<print either ("frame of a painting", "gun", "wall", "chandelier")>> and right to your heart, killing you. What a great ending, ah? That happens when you try to change the future in dangerous ways. Or when you hold a gun without even knowing if you know how to use it.\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>>\n\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<nobr>><<if $endpee is 0 and $endsneezefood is 0 and $endsneeze is 0 and $endmammalcute is 0 and $endrex is 0 and $endmammal is 0 and $endhitler is 0 and $endhitlergood is 0 and $endmirror is 0 and $endmother is 0 and $endramses is 0 and $endslave is 0 and $endramsestruth is 0 and $endramseslie is 0 and $endlibrary is 0 and $endwarnlibrary is 0 and $endbooks is 0 and $endnomarriage is 0 and $endnewtonstinks is 0 and $endnewtonlaws is 0 and $endnewtonmoon is 0 and $endnewtondoit is 0 and $endnewton is 0 and $endnewtoncake is 0 and $endnoamerica is 0 and $endpartycolombus is 0 and $endamericaname is 0 and $endcolombus is 0 and $endcatholic is 0>>You managed to not change a single thing in your time travels!\n\n<<else if $endpee is 1>>According to the Internet now you're the last human on Earth... Since this planet seems to now be ruled by <<set $species to either ("humans with cat heads","dragons with human heads","mosquitoes with guns and human torsos")>><<print $species>>. You can't even find the entrance "human" on Wikipedia. "Though Wikipedia still exists! Fhat the wuck?". You shouldn't have peed in that ocean at the beginning of life era...<br /><br /><<else if $endsneezefood is 1>>According to the Internet humans still exist, but, but... "Oh gy mod!" you gasp.<br /><br />\n\nHumans are now the secondary species on this planet. Since Earth seems to now be ruled by <<set $species to either ("humans with cat heads","dragons with human heads","mosquitoes with guns and human torsos")>><<print $species>>. You found all that info on Wikipedia. Is pretty trustable. "Wikipedia still exists! Fhat the wuck?". You shouldn't have sneezed in the beginning of life era, either dropped any kind of food...<br /><br /><<else if $endsneeze is 1>>According to the Internet now you're the last human on Earth... Since this planet seems to now be ruled by superhumans! With <<set $powers to either ("telepathic","magical","fire")>><<print $powers>> powers!. You check on the Wikipedia. It says the scientists believe that when life was born some alien bacteria must've helped our branch to evolve enormously. "Wikipedia still exists! Fhat the wuck?". <br /><br />\n\nYou're really happy for this outcome, that occured because you sneezed at the "beginning of life" era. Though the fact of not having super powers makes you really sad...<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $endmammalcute is 1>>Suddenly a rat-like animal, something between a cat and a hamster, sits on your knees and starts licking your hands. "Did we have a cat before? Though this doesn't seem like one, not exactly...". Then it all comes together. You look on the Internet: "Yes! it's you! Well, the same species at least".<br /> <br />\n \nWhen the entrance of that mammal lair crumbled you helped it and seems that they developed a similar connection to humans that dogs have. You pet the animal, called: <<set $mascot to either ("Catzilla","Rattata","Hamtaro")>><<print $mascot>>, as you can see in its collar.<br /><br /><<else if $endrex is 1>>Suddenly a lizard-like animal, something between a crocodile and a dog, sits on your knees and starts biting your hands friendly. "The hell is this?". You wonder what did you do to create something like that... Then it all comes together. You look on the Internet: "Oh my...". <br /><br />\n \nThe fact that the T-Rex followed you, somehow, made his species find a way to survive the meteorite impact in that area. Later, in order to survive, they developed a connection to humans, similar as dogs have. You see the name in its collar: <<set $mascotrex to either ("Rexie","Groudon","Lizard Wizard")>><<print $mascotrex>>.<br /><br />\n \n"Cool", you pet it. <br /><br /><<else if $endmammal is 1>>Suddenly you're hungry and start eating some snacks you have in your room. It's something crunchy and really tasty, almost as good as <<print $food>>. When you look at the bag you're eating from you see it's "Crunchy poop: the snack with swag". You spit everything from your mouth, almost puking, though that didn't taste bad at all, quite the opposite. "I like now this shit? How the fuck did this happen?". You wonder.<br /> <br />\n \nAfter a few minutes it all comes together: when you killed that animal by crumbling its lair, you killed its entire species, which later ended in a chain reaction that made humans like to eat shit. According to an article from "Nature": "Scientists always wondered why our species liked to eat shit, as if it was a diet basic nutrient. After years of researches we found out a chain reaction that, started by this little mammal here, made earthlings develop a quite different digestive system". The picture in the website shows a skeleton, and a digital reconstruction, that looks exactly like the mammal you let die. "Great", you say aloud, while you bite a crunchy poop.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $endhitler is 1>>You killed Hitler, expecting the Second World War wouldn't happen: but it did. The tension between countries, after you killed Hitler, raised, as everyone started to blame each other for Hitler's death. A few days after its funeral some rebel attack in France unleashed the war upon Europe.<<if $endnoamerica is 1>>Even so America wasn't a part of this war, since everyone believed it to be haunted, the end was pretty much the same as the original Second World War.<<else>>The end was pretty much the same as the original Second World War.<br /><br /><<endif>>The only difference now, in the converged universe, is that, this time, Japan wasn't bombed in Nagasaki and Hiroshima, but Tokyo and Kyoto. Destroying forever the, in that time flourishing, Akihabara district. Also most of anime and technology companies were erased. Leaving Earth without the chance to enjoy anime, cosplay, japanese creepy robots and gadgets. <br /><br /><<else if $endhitlergood is 1>>You made Hitler a good guy in your time travel to the pre-war Germany. Because of that he didn't start the war and instead created an amusement park called "Fun, fun and frankfurts". The park is still an exit nowadays and everyone in the world wants has one there at least once in their life. "It's a life changing experience" they quote in their website.<br /><br />\n \nSomehow that burst of happiness around the world has made Earth a place where good karma flows everywhere. That attracted the attention of other friendly extraterrestial species. They didn't come before because they saw our self-destruction ratio and level of assholness too high.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $endmirror is 1 and $endmother is 1>>Triggered by the smell of pancakes, you remember: "Oh shit, when I traveled back in time I killed my mirror self. And my mother...". <<print $name>> gulps loudly, trying to figure out what can be the outcome of an atrocity like that. You go downstairs, to the first floor, to check if evertyhing's normal at your home.<br /><br />\n\nYou can see your mother's back, she's doing the dishes. She seems normal but, even so, there is something odd about her, she's not the same... Your mother hears your step approaching and turns to you: "Oh honey! Finally you're awake! Take some pancakes" says with a pleasant smile. And a face that resembles something from a slasher movie plus Two-Face, from Batman. Only that this time the face of your father and your mother are the two sides of the same face. You try to act normal and grab a pancake: "I will...I will eat upstairs. I have stuff to do in my room...". She doesn't seem to notice the shocking state in which you're right now: "Okay honey!" repliet now, with the voice of your father.<br /><br />\n \nYou go to the toilet before going back to your room. After peeing you watch yourself in the mirror and scream in panic. The fact that you killed yourself has had a terrible effect: you don't have <<set $mirrorloose to either ("eyebrows","a belly button","lips")>><<print $mirrorloose>> anymore. You touch your body, looking for other mutations that that "killing myself" thing could've caused. But you find none.<br /><br />\n\n"Well, well..." you say aloud, in front of the mirror "...you're still sexy". Then you come back to your room.\n\n<<else if $endmirror is 1>>Triggered by the smell of pancakes, you remember: "Oh shit, when I traveled back in time I killed my mirror self...". <<print $name>> gulps loudly, trying to figure out what can be the outcome of an atrocity like that. You go downstairs, to the first floor, to check if evertyhing's normal at your home.<br /><br />\n\nYou can see your mother's back, she's doing the dishes. She seems normal. You sit at the table, eat some pancakes. Your father comes soon and he seems okay also. For some reason you and your family, and your entire home, are the only things that haven't changed drastically in the world. And the fact that you were a time traveler has something to do with that for sure.<br /><br />\n\nYou go to the toilet before going back to your room. After peeing you watch yourself in the mirror and scream in panic. The fact that you killed yourself has had a terrible effect: you don't have <<set $mirrorloose to either ("eyebrows","a belly button","lips")>><<print $mirrorloose>> anymore. You touch your body, looking for other mutations that that "killing myself" thing could've caused. But you find none.<br /><br />\n\n"Well, well..." you say aloud, in front of the mirror "...you're still sexy". Then you come back to your room.<<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endramses is 1 and $endslave is 1>>The universe doesn't seem to have stopped the convergence. It's starting to sound again like realities are swapping inside other realities that, also, are swapping up to your ass, in an extremly unpleasant feeling that gets up to your mind and nerves. You puke over the window and feel much better. The convergence has stopped, for now.<br /><br />\n\nWhen you stand in the frame of the window what you see blows your mind: aliens are attacking Earth. Lasers, flying saucers, plasma rifles... There is a guy with a plasma rifle aiming at you. "WHAT THE ALIEN FUCK!". You close your window, hoping it bounces the attack, then you hear somone yelling "Don't make war, we are more valuable alive!". Humans are counter attacking aliens with dialectics! What a bunch of idiots!. "No no, it doesn't work like that!" you scream over your window. The counter attack people die at once, desintegrated by their rifles. "Well, aliens will be the governors now. Everything is fucked up, this doesn't matter that much...Right? ".<br /><br />\n \nYou start wondering if the fact that you could the whiper guy in Egypt has changed something. Checking on the Internet you find the name of the whiper guy you killed. His name was Safir and for what it says in a 55 pages article in National Geographic's website, that dude was the inventor of something called "condoms". They found writings in his diaries about that "condom" thing that he could never develop, neither descibred, since he seemed really cautious with his inventions so no one could steal them. The article ends with a devastating sentence: "Modern archeologists and scientists think that invention could've changed the world. Probably in a better way. Probably, even in a way where the inhabitans of Earth could fuck without the risk of having child and HAHAHA, no, that's impossible. Sex always means kids and responsabilities, not fun". You start crying over your desk "No....no...NOOOOOOO!".<br /><br />\n\n<<else if $endramsestruth is 1 and $endslave is 1>>The universe doesn't seem to have stopped the convergence. It's starting to sound again like realities are swapping inside other realities that, also, are swapping up to your ass, in an extremly unpleasant feeling that gets up to your mind and nerves. You puke over the window and feel much better. The convergence has stopped, for now.<br /><br />\n\nWhen you stand in the frame of the window what you see blows your mind: aliens are attacking Earth. Lasers, flying saucers, plasma rifles... There is a guy with a plasma rifle aiming at you. "OH NO, THE ALIEN FROM EGYPT! HE'S LOOKING FOR VENGEANCE!". You close your eyes, hoping he fails, then you hear a splashing sound. Humans are counter attacking aliens with water! And it works!. "Suck that, E.T.!" you scream over your window. "Well, wasn't a bad idea to warn Ramesass II, I mean, Ramesses II". <br /><br />\n\nYou start wondering if the fact that you could the whiper guy in Egypt has changed something. Checking on the Internet you find the name of the whiper guy you killed. His name was Safir and for what it says in a 55 pages article in National Geographic's website, that dude was the inventor of something called "condoms". They found writings in his diaries about that "condom" thing that he could never develop, neither descibred, since he seemed really cautious with his inventions so no one could steal them. The article ends with a devastating sentence: "Modern archeologists and scientists think that invention could've changed the world. Probably in a better way. Probably, even in a way where the inhabitans of Earth could fuck without the risk of having child and HAHAHA, no, that's impossible. Sex always means kids and responsabilities, not fun". You start crying over your desk "No....no...NOOOOOOO!".<br /><br /><<else if $endramses is 1>>The universe doesn't seem to have stopped the convergence. It's starting to sound again like realities are swapping inside other realities that, also, are swapping up to your ass, in an extremly unpleasant feeling that gets up to your mind and nerves. You puke over the window and feel much better. The convergence has stopped, for now.<br /><br />\n\nWhen you stand in the frame of the window what you see blows your mind: aliens are attacking Earth. Lasers, flying saucers, plasma rifles... There is a guy with a plasma rifle aiming at you. "WHAT THE ALIEN FUCK!". You close your window, hoping it bounces the attack, then you hear somone yelling "Don't kill us, we're more valuable alive!". Humans are counter attacking aliens with dialectics! What a bunch of idiots!. "No no, it doesn't work like that!" you scream over your window. The counter attack people die at once, desintegrated by their rifles. "Well, aliens will be the governors now. Everything is fucked up, this doesn't matter that much...Right? ".<br /><br /><<else if $endramseslie is 1 and $endhitleramulet is 1>><<goto "Ramses Vengeance Fail">><<else if $endramseslie is 1>><<goto "Ramses Vengeance">><<else if $endramsestruth is 1>>The universe doesn't seem to have stopped the convergence. It's starting to sound again like realities are swapping inside other realities that, also, are swapping up to your ass, in an extremly unpleasant feeling that gets up to your mind and nerves. You puke over the window and feel much better. The convergence has stopped, for now.<br /><br />\n\nWhen you stand in the frame of the window what you see blows your mind: aliens are attacking Earth. Lasers, flying saucers, plasma rifles... There is a guy with a plasma rifle aiming at you. "OH NO, THE ALIEN FROM EGYPT!". You close your eyes, hoping he fails, then you hear a splashing sound. Humans are counter attacking aliens with water! And it works!. "Suck that, E.T.!" you scream over your window. "Well, wasn't a bad idea to warn Ramesass II, I mean, Ramesses II".<br /><br /><<else if $endslave is 1>>\nYou start wondering if the fact that you could the whiper guy in Egypt has changed something. Checking on the Internet you find the name of the whiper guy you killed. His name was Safir and for what it says in a 55 pages article in National Geographic's website, that dude was the inventor of something called "condoms". They found writings in his diaries about that "condom" thing that he could never develop, neither descibred, since he seemed really cautious with his inventions so no one could steal them. The article ends with a devastating sentence: "Modern archeologists and scientists think that invention could've changed the world. Probably in a better way. Probably, even in a way where the inhabitans of Earth could fuck without the risk of having child and HAHAHA, no, that's impossible. Sex always means kids and responsabilities, not fun". You start crying over your desk "No....no...NOOOOOOO!".<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endlibrary is 1>> You lurk in the Internet about your time travel to Alexandria, trying to figure it out what where the consequences. Then you step into a YouTube video."YouTube still exists? I guess there are some things you can never change...". The video shows a documentary about how Alexandria's library was burned to ashes by some unidentified person, some writings talk about that person as a "Fucking hermit from the crazy mountains".<br /><br />\n \nYou feel relieved, seeing that you've changed almost nothing and you did the right thing. Then, on "related videos" you see one named "The burning of Alexandria's library and The Great Libraries of the old world". The video explains how a mob that wanted to burn Alexandria's library was upset after watching the library already burnt when they arrived. So they started a tour around the world, burning all kind of libraries. The consequences of this are enormous: now all the books about sex, fun and drugs are gone, since those where the ones people didn't try to save when mobs arrived. "Sex, drugs and fun weren't considered that important in ancient times", states the narrator of the video.<br /><br />\n\nYou start sobbing alone in your room, thinking about how lame sex, drugs and fun can be in this era.<br /><br /><<else if $endbooks is 1>>You lurk in the Internet about your time travel to Alexandria, trying to figure it out what where the consequences. Though after a few minutes you stop, finding nothing. Then you remember you brought some of the books back to your time. Maybe they can serve my purposes later on...But first you want to keep investigating more about this universe convergence.<br /><br /> \n\n<<else if $endwarnlibrary is 1 and $endlibrary is 1>>You lurk in the Internet about your time travel to Alexandria, trying to figure it out what where the consequences. Then you step into a YouTube video."YouTube still exists? I guess there are some things you can never change...". The video shows a documentary about how Alexandria's library was burned to ashes by some unidentified person, some writings talk about that person as a "Fucking hermit from the crazy mountains".<br /><br />\n \nYou feel relieved, seeing that you've changed almost nothing and you did the right thing. Then, on "related videos" you see one named "The burning of Alexandria's library and The Great Libraries of the old world". The video explains how a mob that wanted to burn Alexandria's library was upset after watching the library already burnt when they arrived. So they started a tour around the world, burning all kind of libraries. The consequences of this are enormous: now all the books about sex, fun and drugs are gone, since those where the ones people didn't try to save when mobs arrived. "Sex, drugs and fun weren't considered that important in ancient times", states the narrator of the video.<br /><br />\n\nYou start sobbing alone in your room, thinking about how lame sex, drugs and fun can be in this era.<br /><br />\n\n<<else if $endbooks is 1>>You lurk in the Internet about your time travel to Alexandria, trying to figure it out what where the consequences. Though after a few minutes you stop, finding nothing. Then you remember you brought some of the books back to your time. Maybe they can serve my purposes later on...But first you want to keep investigating more about this universe convergence.<br /><br /> \n<<else if $endwarnlibrary is 1>>You lurk in the Internet about your time travel to Alexandria, trying to figure it out what where the consequences. Then you step into a YouTube video."YouTube still exists? I guess there are some things you can never change...". The video shows someone reading in a language you doesn't know, then a vial of blood breaks and a four headed demon appears in front of them, roaring and throwing flames. The video's name is "Dark magic on the hood xdd". You start to find videos of the same content. Always summoning demons, bringing to life dead corpses, satanic rituals... and always reading from books of the Alexandria's library.<br /><br />\n\nSeems that the books in Alexandria should've been destroyed after all. Now you live in a world where dark magic is possible and, for what you're seeing: normal. <br /><br /><<else if $endnomarriage is 1>>You think then about the demon-succubus of Alexandria, trying to think which where the consequences of that marriage proposal. Though after a few minutes you stop thinking about that, relaxed to see nothing has changed because of that. You left in time to avoid the proposal and not fuck with anything else: "Nice!" you exclaim aloud, another voice replies "Yeah, great!". You turn around to see the demon-succubus from Alexandria.<br /><br />\n\n"Darling, I know you left Alexandria because of that stupid unstable time machine" she kisses you on the neck, sits on your knees and whispers to you "But don't worry, we'll have fun tonight". Then it leaves, flying over the window, yelling "I have to buy some goats for the sacrifice ritual of tonight, I'll be back soon!". You don't know what the fuck to think about this. Then you come to the conclusion: "Marriage proposals can't be avoided, not even by mime travelers".<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endnewtonstinks is 1 and $endnewtonlaws is 1>>The sweat makes your forehead shine as you wonder the consequences of the travel to Newton's time. You taught him...But, before leaving, you told Newton that his armpits stinked. That made him loose a lot of self-confidence, ending up in a terrible suicide at a young age. "That can't be, if he died, then..." All the researches and advances that Newton made in science start to fade from the article you were reading on your computer screen. Instead this appears: "Newtom, the evil twin brother of Newton, developed the works of his brother after his suicide."Philosophiæ naturalis principia mathematica" with a note that states: //full of evil and bad bad intentions also//. Was the first book of Newtom that showed us the potential evil power that science has". You keep reading, shocked about what you find out. As it seems, as a result of that book and the rest his twin evil brother made, science is seen as something extremly dangerous and is banned from education and public books. <br /><br />\n\nVideogames don't exist anymore, science-themed series or movies, maths are banned and people has to pay in supermarkets by trading, doing everything manual...Only the Internet and computers seem to remain the same, though now you check and, yeah, for some reason porn doesn't exist either anymore. You feel fainting, for a while. Then remember you have still some resources in your hard drive...or that's what you want to think. You don't check, still...<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtonmoon is 1 and $endnewtonlaws is 1>>The sweat makes your forehead shine as you wonder the consequences of the travel to Newton's time. You taught him...But, before leaving, you told Newton that he had to travel to the Moon to save humans from aliens. That made him a paranoid and later on he ended up in a mental institution forever. "That can't be, if he went mental, then..." All the researches and advances that Newton made in science start to fade from the article you were reading on your computer screen. Instead this appears: "Newtom, the evil twin brother of Newton, developed the works of his brother after his internal in a mental institution."Philosophiæ naturalis principia mathematica" with a note that states: //full of evil and bad bad intentions also//. Was the first book of Newtom that showed us the potential evil power that science has". You keep reading, shocked about what you find out. As it seems, as a result of that book and the rest his twin evil brother made, science is seen as something extremly dangerous and is banned from education and public books.<br /><br /> \n\nVideogames don't exist anymore, science-themed series or movies, maths are banned and people has to pay in supermarkets by trading, doing everything manual...Only the Internet and computers seem to remain the same, though now you check and, yeah, for some reason porn doesn't exist either anymore. You feel fainting, for a while. Then remember you have still some resources in your hard drive...or that's what you want to think. You don't check, still...<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtondoit is 1 and $endnewtonlaws is 1>>The sweat makes your forehead shine as you wonder the consequences of the travel to Newton's time. You taught him...But, before leaving, you told Newton to "Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams!". That made him follow his childhood dream and create the perfect cake with his aunt. "Newton" is now a brand of apple cakes that sells worldwide and is known as one of the best cakes of the world. The "Coca-Cola" of cakes. "I have to try it" you think for yourself.\n\nAlso, of course, Newton continued with his science investigations. Science has now gone way far than it was in your original timeline: cars can fly, people can travel to Mars and the Moon as if it was a holiday in a cabin, there is no hunger in the world, x-ray glasses are a reality... Things are turning good for you, for once.<br /><br />\n\n<<else if $endnewton is 1>> The sweat makes your forehead shine as you wonder the consequences of the travel to Newton's time. You killed him. Killed one of the most brilliant minds in human history. The Internet shows no information at first about Newton, then, you spot something wrong that bothers you: instead of "Newton" the name is written as "Newtom", in all the websites you check. Then you realize: Newtom was Newton's evil twin brother. He must've took the theories and papers Newton had and develop himself the science that made a name of his brother.<br /><br />\n\nScience has gone as far as with the good twin brother, but now is full of evilness and bad intentions. For example, there is a note below the original copy of his book "Philosophiæ naturalis principia mathematica" that says: //full of evil and bad bad intentions also//. As a result of that book and the rest his twin evil brother made, science is seen as something extremly dangerous and is banned from education and public books.<br /> <br />\n\nVideogames don't exist anymore, science-themed series or movies, maths are banned and people has to pay in supermarkets by trading, doing everything manual...Only the Internet and computers seem to remain the same, though now you check and, yeah, for some reason porn doesn't exist either anymore. You feel fainting, for a while. Then remember you have still some resources in your hard drive...or that's what you want to think. You don't check, still...<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtoncake is 1>>The sweat makes your forehead shine as you wonder the consequences of the travel to Newton's time. You made him discover a cake recipe, instead of the basic laws of physics. The Internet shows that "Newton" is now a famous brand of delicious apple cakes. "I have to try them". Then, you spot something wrong that bothers you: instead of "Newton" there is a guy named "Newtom" also, in lots of the websites you check. Then you realize: Newtom was Newton's evil twin brother. He must've took the theories and papers Newton had and develop further everything by himself.<br /><br />\n\nScience has gone as far as with the good twin brother, but now is full of evilness and bad intentions. For example, there is a note below the original copy of his book "Philosophiæ naturalis principia mathematica" that says: //full of evil and bad bad intentions also//. As a result of that book and the rest his twin evil brother made, science is seen as something extremly dangerous and is banned from education and public books. <br /><br />\n\nVideogames don't exist anymore, science-themed series or movies, maths are banned and people has to pay in supermarkets by trading, doing everything manual...Only the Internet and computers seem to remain the same, though now you check and, yeah, for some reason porn doesn't exist either anymore. You feel fainting, for a while. Then remember you have still some resources in your hard drive...or that's what you want to think. You don't check, still... "At least I have apple cake...".<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtonlaws is 1>>The sweat makes your forehead shine as you wonder the consequences of the travel to Newton's time. You taught him. And very well indeed. The Internet shows that, thanks to your lessons, Newton made a huge advance on science.<br /><br />\n\nScience has gone way far than it was in your original timeline: cars can fly, people can travel to Mars and the Moon as if it was a holiday in a cabin, there is no hunger in the world, x-ray glasses are a reality... Things are turning good for you, for once.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endnoamerica is 1>>You almost fall from your chair when you see that America is mapped and known as a continent, but, as it states in Wikipedia "No one has ever tried to step on it. It's believed to be haunted by ocean vampires". Wikipedia has always been your resourceful and trusful information source,and you don't doubt this must be true.<br /><br />\n \nYou start to think why not much has changed then, even so a whole continent remains unexplored. Then you laugh your ass off. "Of course! America was populated by immigrants, what the fuck did they do of their own but eat pamburguers, hizza and get fat?".<br /><br /><<else if $endpartycolombus is 1>>You almost fall from your chair when you see that America is no longer called america, but <<set $newnameamerica to either ("Baguette, as it was conquered by France.","Ramen, as it was conquered by Japan.","Capuccino, as it was conquered by Italy.")>><<print $newnameamerica>> Seems like after Colombus wasted all the money in that crazy party with you, other people stole his plans and maps.<br /><br />\n \nNot much seems to have changed. Spain, the original conqueror of America, it's still a lame country and now the new owners of the continent seems to have managed to kept most of their original lands. They played out their cards better than Spain, when it came to manage a huge empire."Shat a wurprise".<br /><br /><<else if $endamericaname is 1>>You almost fall from your chair when you see that America is no longer called america, but "<<print $americaname>>" .Columbus kept his word after all. Nothing has changed from this disturbance you made, but it's funny though. "Totally worth it" you say to yourself, as you drink orange juice from a glass, with a straw.<br /><br /><<else if $endcolombus is 1>>You almost fall from your chair when you see that America is no longer called america, but <<set $newnameamerica to either ("Baguette, as it was conquered by France.","Ramen, as it was conquered by Japan.","Capuccino, as it was conquered by Italy.")>><<print $newnameamerica>> Not much seems to have changed. Spain, the original conqueror of America, it's still a lame country and now the new owners of the continent seems to have managed to kept most of their original lands. They played out their cards better than Spain, when it came to manage a huge empire."Shat a wurprise".<br /><br />\n\nOh, wait, since Columbus was killed by you the conquerors of the cotinent made a statue in sake of him, as a memento of the original guy who tried to conquer it and instead died because of an anonymous maniac.<br /><br /><<else if $endcatholic is 1>>You almost fall from your chair when you see that the fact that you killed the catholic kings has not fucked up things, but quite the opposite. According to some history article about it: "After the sudden murder of the catholic kings by a loyal guard that betrayed them, the known as Pagan Kings came to the spanish throne. Religion was banned and parties and alcohol became the new god in Spain." <br /><br />\n\n"Then Spain remains as it always was, only that without wasting money in religious stuff. Nice".<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n\n[[So, to sum up]]
<<nobr>><<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<set $order to $order +1>><<endnobr>>Your copy doesn't answer. You can see how a rascal smile appears on his face. The nipples of your copy are really hard also as you can see. That can only mean that it's about to pick a plasma gun, or a donut with coconut jam inside.\n\nBoth things makes you really excited, always. \n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n[[You try an reach the plasma gun before your copy.]]\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n
"Yeah sure, IN YOUR CHEST!". The guards strikes with the spear through your ribs, killing you almost immediately. Before dying you can perfectly hear the last conversation between the two guards.\n\n"Don't you think that was a little bit overreacted, Jim?".\n\n"I didn't like his weird clothes. Seemed like one of those hermits of the crazy mountains".\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "primordial.mp3">><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>The instant you appear on this era you're completely soaked. Thunders and dozens of liters of water are falling to the ground, or what seems to be the most solid thing in this place. In front of you there is an humunguos ocean. Volcanoes grunt in the distance. \n\nThen you remember some drawing like this in your science lessons at school."I must be at the beginning of life! Here is when life started to bloom! The Primordial soap, Primordial soup!" You are excited, laughing like the mad scientist you are, in this land where live does not exist yet, but will, soon...\n\nThis is an extremely rare opportunity to gaze upon. Also you start thinking about the incredibly disturbing future you can create if you do the wrong thing here, at this very moment.\n \n[["A little bit of chaos won't hurt..." Piss in the ocean.]]\n[[Take your time to look the beauty of this moment. Then leave.]]\n[[Press the time machine button and leave as fast as you can.]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "darkending.mp3">>You try to pull out the amulet, with the last energy of your cells. The moment you touch it the amulet starts shining with sheer bright. Light flares come out of it, like it was a camera with a ridicously powerful flash.\n\nThe flares come faster and faster, soon you can only see white. And then everything stops. You start recovering your strenght. Your nose has stopped bleeding. <<print $name>> smiles, laying on the ground, looking at the ceiling: "I got you universe...I won".\n\n[...] \n\nYou spend the rest of your days happy as you have never been. You time traveled space and time, seeing things no one could even imagine, defying the laws of physics and probablity, and, basically, evertyhing. You shaped the world and universe at your will, and got away alive from it.\n\nYou sit on your room's chair, at your desk. Years have passed since you time traveled. <<if $endmammalcute is 1>><<print $mascot>> comes and you pet it.<<endif>><<if $endrex is 1>><<print $mascotrex>> comes and you pet it.<<endif>><<if $endnewtoncake>> You bite a delicious piece of Newton's apple cake "Indeed, that was the missing ingredient".<<endif>><<if $endnomarriage>> The hermaphrodite demon-succubus massages your feet. It's almost as good as sex. Sex with a normal human being, of course, not the glorious demon-succubus.<<endif>> Then you take a look at the drawer of your desk: "What if...?". You didn't use the time travel machine since that time. Probably it'll be nice to feel the same chaos and madness again...Probably things are better as they are.\n\nThe sun is setting. <<if $endpee is 1>>You hear <<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<endif>><<if $endsneezefood is 1>>You hear<<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<endif>><<if $endsneeze is 1>> You hear superhumans with <<print $powers>> powers out there, shouting and playing. "Wish I hould cave <<print $powers>> powers also...".<<endif>>The night has almost come. "Yeah, maybe not again...maybe not...". The drawer of your desk keeps untouched. It holds not only the time machine, but Hitler's amulet also... <<print $name>> has a weird dream that night: the whole time travel thing was a dream and <<print $name>> has a normal boring life, lurking on the Internet and playing interactive stories on a computer screen. \n\n"Mime tachine...I wish I could use it...One more time...Or Poland, I should invade it. Fucking polish people".\n\nHitler's amulet shines in the dark of the drawer. Then it opens a little bit, by itself. Enough to show the amulet and the time machine next to it.\n\n"Poland...I have to...Tomorrow".\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>\n
The woman doesn't move an inch from her position. You repeat, louder this time:"Excuse me!". She then turns his head to you and smiles. Closes the book she was reading with a resounding snap and comes to you.\n\n"Well, another hermit from the crazy mountains, for what I can see in the way you dress. I'm the manager of this library, how may I help you?".\n\n[["Marry me".]]\n[["Can I borrow one of these books...or ten...for a while?".]]\n[["You're not going to believe me, but listen, this place will be burned down to ashes soon, you have to take the books to a safe place".]]\n
You spend the rest of your days happy as you have never been. You time traveled space and time, seeing things no one could even imagine, defying the laws of physics and probablity, and, basically, evertyhing. You shaped the world and universe at your will, and got away alive from it.\n\nYou sit on your room's chair, at your desk. Years have passed since you time traveled. <<if $endmammalcute is 1>><<print $mascot>> comes and you pet it.<<else if $endrex is 1>><<print $mascotrex>> comes and you pet it.<<else if $endnewtoncake>> You bite a delicious piece of Newton's apple cake "Indeed, that was the missing ingredient".<<else if $endnomarriage>> The hermaphrodite demon-succubus massages your feet. It's almost as good as sex. Sex with a normal human being, of course, not the glorious demon-succubus.<<endif>> Then you take a look at the drawer of your desk: "What if...?". You didn't use the time travel machine since that time. Probably it'll be nice to feel the same chaos and madness again...Probably things are better as they are.\n\nThe sun is setting. <<if $endpee is 1>>You hear <<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<else if $endsneezefood is 1>>You hear<<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<else if $endsneeze is 1>> You hear superhumans with <<print $powers>> powers out there, shouting and playing. "Wish I hould cave <<print $powers>> powers also...".<<endif>>The night has almost come. "Yeah, maybe not again...maybe not...". The drawer of your desk keeps untouched. <<print $name>> has a weird dream that night: the whole time travel thing was a dream and <<print $name>> has a normal boring life, lurking on the Internet and playing interactive stories on a computer screen. \n\n"Mime tachine...I wish I could use it...One more time...".\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">><<endnobr>>Drops of sweat start falling from your forehead to the ground. "Maybe I should've gone away, damn lammas, I mean, mammals, shit!". From a fast glance you can tell the meteorite have just hit the ground and the shockwave won't last much to hit you.\n\nYou are almost done with cleaning the path. The rat-like mammal stands next to you, like it's waiting to get into its lair the moment you clear the entrance. A big rock is the only thing that blocks the way now. <<print $name>> tries to pull it away for the last time, tired and shaking. \n\n<<set $mammal to either ("1","2")>><<if $mammal is 1>><<set $order to $order +2>><<set $endmammalcute to 1>>It seemed a dead end, but you made it and the moment the entrance is clear the mammal gets into it. You see the shockwave approaching at you like a light-speed sentence of death. With the button in your hand you say loud and clear, before leaving: "<<print $insult>>!!".\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<else>><<set $endmammal to 1>>Despite your efforts the rock doesn't move an inch from its position. You finally rest, laying on the ground and tell yourself that you should've gone, leaving that damn mammal on its own.\n\nRight before the shockwave hits you the mammal approaches you and <<print either ("pisses on your pants.","licks your hand with cutie-puddie eyes.")>>\n\n"Great...Fucking lammas". Then you die...Also 87,34% of the species that live on Earth at this era.\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
"Hello..." replies your copy. "Watcha doin' here, mate?".\n\nYou think to yourself, "Am I this idiot?". Then you reply to your copy: "Just an error on the mime travel tachine, you know how unstable can be the quant-". You stop speaking suddenly, as you see how your copy is trying to reach a plasma gun that is on the table.\n\nThe copy has noticed also that you noticed that. The tension in the air makes your heart pump to the rythm of a dubstep song. "Fuck <<print either ("I love dubstep","I hate dubstep")>>!" you think to yourself.\n \n[["Hold on, are you trying to reach that plasma gun?".]]\n[[You try an reach the plasma gun before your copy.]]\n[["Hey, don't kill me! I'm from the future! I came to warn you!".]]
"What happened? What's the matter? Do you need help?". The woman extends her hand to you, and that uncovers her arm from her toga, revealing bleeding scars with weird symbols, from her elbow to the shoulder.\n\n"AAWWWWWWWWGGWGHHGHGHGGHWHGWG!".\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<print $name>> looks around, trying to find a feasible way to kill Columbus. The guards look suspicious at <<print $name>>. "What are you looking for?".\n\n[["This!" Take the guard's spear and kill Columbus.]]\n[[Be honest: "Some way to kill that guy sitting on that bench".]]\n[["Do you know where can I find deadly weapons?".]]
You land in your room, just to see yourself leaving with the time machine.\n\nSo far your room seems normal. Your body also. <<print $name>> takes a look through the window: nothing, the same boring view that my room has ever had. "What went wrong?" You start to wonder. "I'm pretty sure I fucked up some things during my adventure...".\n\nYou hear your <<print either ("father","mother")>> yelling. "Hey <<print $name>>, you have your pancakes ready!". Then your stomach grunts, as if it was replying... And then your nose bleeds, as if it was an asshole keeping you away from your pancakes and making you worry for your health.\n\nThen, it all makes sense. "OF COURSE! HOW DID I NOT BOTICE TEFORE!". <<print $name>> picks up some notes from the desk of the room and starts going through all of those like a maniac. "It didn't make sense. I traveled to eras that should've affected each other, but, despite my disruptions, all the places and people I saw where from the same timeline, undisturbed, didn't matter what I did in each time-travel... Which can only mean..."\n\n[[OH MY GOD.]]
<<set $order to $order +1>>"Guten Tag , Ficker!".\n\nRight after that the guy throws the globe at you. You barely avoid it. He's coming towards you, pulling out his pants. You don't know why he's so mad after you were just trying to avoid any kind of conflict.\n\nYou press the button in time to get away from him.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endwarnlibrary to 1>><<endnobr>>"Oh my god! I can totally see the truth's in your eyes, stranger! For I am an all powerful beholder! Thanks!, I'll start right now to save these books!". She kisses you on the cheek before leaving. <<print $name>>, confused, you look at her arm, that has been uncovered from the toga after kissing you. It shows bleeding scars with weird symbols, from her elbow to the shoulder. \n\nEven more confused and shocked you start looking at the books she's trying to save. <<print either ("101 Cannibalism - by Plato, How To Dark Magic - by anonymous, The Way of Fear - by Aristotle ...","We All War - by Socrates, Summoning the Great Ones- by anonymous servant of the truth, The Incestuous Way Of Living - by Pythagoras ...","How To Murder & Feel Happy About It - by Plato, Demons & Mankind: Closer We Are Stronger - by Aristotle, Creative Pain: Torturing With Flavour - by Plato ...")>> are some of the titles that you can read while she puts them in a bag. Your head starts spinning and you turn as pale as the marble of these walls. \n\n[[Let's fire this place.]]\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>\n\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "newton.mp3">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>The sun beams fall across the quiet and touching landscape you are stepping in. In the distance there is an apple tree and some guy sitting below it, on the shadow. He seems focused on something,there are some kind of papers spread on the ground. He's dressed in a classy-fancy way, with an elegant wig.\n\nYou can tell, thanks to the architecture of the houses around here, that you have traveled back to the 17th or 18th century. \n\n[[Came along the guy of the tree.]]\n[[Observe from the distance.]]\n[[Yell to the guy: "Hey mate! You seem quite gay sitting alone there!".]]\n
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "darkending.mp3">>You try to open the books of Alexandria, with the last energy of your cells. The moment you touch one of them a chant-like sound starts to come out of the book: "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!". Dark shadows come out of it and covers everything around you. Soon you can only see nothing but darkness. \n\nAnd then the chants stop. Light has come again. You start recovering your strenght. Your nose has stopped bleeding. <<print $name>> smiles, laying on the ground, looking at the ceiling: "I got you universe...I won".\n\n[...] \n\nYou spend the rest of your days happy as you have never been. You time traveled space and time, seeing things no one could even imagine, defying the laws of physics and probablity, and, basically, evertyhing. You shaped the world and universe at your will, and got away alive from it.\n\nYou sit on your room's chair, at your desk. Years have passed since you time traveled. <<if $endmammalcute is 1>><<print $mascot>> comes and you pet it.<<endif>><<if $endrex is 1>><<print $mascotrex>> comes and you pet it.<<endif>><<if $endnewtoncake>> You bite a delicious piece of Newton's apple cake "Indeed, that was the missing ingredient".<<endif>><<if $endnomarriage>> The hermaphrodite demon-succubus massages your feet. It's almost as good as sex. Sex with a normal human being, of course, not the glorious demon-succubus.<<endif>> Then you take a look at the drawer of your desk: "What if...?". You didn't use the time travel machine since that time. Probably it'll be nice to feel the same chaos and madness again...Probably things are better as they are.\n\nThe sun is setting. <<if $endpee is 1>>You hear <<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<endif>><<if $endsneezefood is 1>>You hear<<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<endif>><<if $endsneeze is 1>> You hear superhumans with <<print $powers>> powers out there, shouting and playing. "Wish I hould cave <<print $powers>> powers also...".<<endif>>The night has almost come. "Yeah, maybe not again...maybe not...". The drawer of your desk keeps untouched. It holds not only the time machine, but Alexandria's books also... <<print $name>> has a weird dream that night: the whole time travel thing was a dream and <<print $name>> has a normal boring life, lurking on the Internet and playing interactive stories on a computer screen. \n\n"Mime tachine...I wish I could use it...One more time...Or Cthulhu, I should summon it. The Great Old Ones are calling my name".\n\nAlexandria's books tremble in the dark of the drawer. Then it opens a little bit, by itself. Enough to show the books and the time machine next to it. The chants start again: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! \n\n"Cthulhu...I have to...Tomorrow".\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>\n\n
Your time-double screams with panic in the eyes."No no no! Wait, I have something to lelt you, I mean, tell you." You see your copy is trying to play a trick on you, probably. Although your mirror image seems really worried. Maybe you should listen...Maybe not.\n\n[["What is it?".]]\n[[Press the time machine button anyways.]]
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<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">><<set $order to $order +1>><<endnobr>>Ramesses II replies: "Why should I kill the aliens? They're our friends, they're helping us!", he keeps praising the aliens, but you can see how he points at the sand, where he's writing with his sandals: "HELP, THEY WATCH". You pretend to be listening to him, nodding from time to time, but you start to look for something suspucious in the surroundings. Then, at the top of the pyramid you see an alien-like shape, <<print either ("pissing with a smile on his face.","playing Cooking Mama with a Nintendo DS.","throwing poop to the slaves.","breakdancing at the beat of his crazy beatbox alien mouth.")>> \n\nYou consider your moves: "Aliens weren't that bad for Egypt, right? I mean, look at those wonderful pryamids...But on the other hand-" Ramesses II suddenly stops you, muttering between his grinding teeth: "You're talking aloud, idiot".\n\nYou manage to see the alien at the top of the pyramid aiming to your direction with a sci-fi-like sniper rifle. You can see also that now he has a cap that reads "MLG Pr0 n0 sc0p3r".\n\n[[All at once you remember "The weak point of aliens is water! I saw it in a movie".]]\n[[You lie to Ramesses II: "The weak point of aliens is love" in order to leave as soon as you can.]]\n<<button "[[This is none of my business. Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endslave to 1>>The guy with the whip gulps loudly. His eyes are lost and focused now at the sand of the desert. "How...How may I do it?".\n\n"With your hands, gaddomit. Just <<print either ("choke yourself to death","use your hands as a knife and stab your earth, I mean, heart","block your nose and mouth with your hands and stop breathing")>>."\n\nThe guy throws the whip away, ready to die. Despite the lasts sidelooks he makes at you, hoping that you pardon him in the last moment, you don't, obviously, being the a-hole you are.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "ramseskills.mp3">>You're about to check your computer when Ramesses II, or a thing that resembles to him, but bigger and throwing lasers from his eyes, appears behind you: "ANY LAST WORDS? FILTHY-LIAR HUMAN! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE ALIEN'S WEAK POINT!!".\n\nYou know you're pretty much fucked and death already. What can you do against a god-like pharaoh? At least, before you die, you try to keep your dignity, but fail, farting of fear.\n \n"DIEEEEEE HUUU-MANNNNNN!".\n\nThe only thing you think of before dying is that at least you should be happy, since you're going to feel what's like to be killed by an allmighty god. Which is a lame thing to think before dying.\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">><<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endramsestruth to 1>><<endnobr>>Ramesses II gulps, his entire body in tension. He wants to believe you, but you're a foreigner, dressed like a 21th century mad scientist and you speak pretty weird.\n\n"Are you sure...?" Ramesses II just seems to make sure that he heard right. \n\n"I swear over my life, the future of the whole universe and the continous space-time".\n\n"Okay...Thanks. May the gods be with you. Now leave, before they notice" He erases the words he wrote in the sand a few minutes ago and writes new ones: "I'll kill you if you lie. The wrath of god knows no limits, no time nor space".\n\n"Yeah, see ya!".\n\n<<button "[[Now you can leave. Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
You are surprised, since you don't disappear, fading away like all those time travel movies where paradoxes occur. "Padaroxes are not that bad at all in the end!" you think as you exit the room to investigate a little bit more.\n \nSill with your heart pounding, you hear downstairs how your mom says: "Cutie! The pancakes are ready!". \n\n[[Go get the pancakes.]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endlibrary to 1>>Without hesitation you pull out a bunch of matches that you always keep close to you, just in case you have to burn something. The flames spread fast and in the blink of an eye the whole place is a real inferno.\n\nSomething tell you that you have probably done the right thing, leaving this place burned to ashes, though also you have changed the roots of time for sure. \n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "epicramses.mp3">>You're about to check your computer when Ramesses II, or a thing that resembles to him, but bigger and throwing lasers from his eyes, appears behind you: "ANY LAST WORDS? FILTHY-LIAR HUMAN! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE ALIEN'S WEAK POINT!!". You know you're pretty much fucked and death already. What can you do against a god-like pharaoh? Then the amulet you stole from Hitler's globe starts shining with sheer bright.\n\n"NO, NOOOOO!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AMULET, MORTAL?!". Ramesses II backs up with fear on his eyes. Then, without even knowing how exactly, <<print $name>> starts throwing laser beams and nazi symbols to Ramesses II.\n \n"Witness, witness the power of a true GOD!" you scream and laugh like a maniac, starting to float in the air and destroying everything around you. Soon you're 20 meters above the ground and the whole area below you it's burned and trembles."NO, PLEASE, STOP, DON'T GATHER THAT MUCH POWER!!". Ramesses II flies away as you start already to destroy your hometown and everything around you. The amulet fuses with your body and you seem now like a metal and shiny version of you, with a nazi symbol on your forehead.\n\nWhen you get to look at your feet again you see that you're in space, watching Earth below you. At this point you're not controlling anything. <<print $name>> is just a mere witness of the power of the amulet. <<print $name>> does a weird sign with the fingers and now the sun seems to become bigger and bigger, at an incredibly higher rate. Soon you understand that is coming towards Earth, and not only the sun from our solar system, but all the stars of our galaxy. You smile, happy. Then ,of course, die, inside a flare of destruction that makes you think the Big Bang is happening right at the tip of your nose.\n\nThe amulet floats in space, immaculate.\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "background.mp3">>Soon you can do nothing but witness what's happening in front of your eyes: the collapse of our universe, thousands of realities, being killed because of our dumb choices through this adventure. "I tip the balance in the wrong way..." you regret.\n\nEverything doesn't seem to be more chaotic: earthquakes out of regular scales, lava bursting from the ground, storms the size of entire countries... Then it all stops, like someone pressed the "pause" button. For a second it stays like that, then <<print $name>> hears something similar to a fart, but amplified through Earth and probably the whole Solar System. \n\nThen the universe collapses in 0,00000000001 seconds (try to imagine that). Then you wake up.\n\nNow you're at the start point of this adventure. Again. The universe restarted itself.\n\n"Well, not that bad, I suppose. Now I know at least how not to fuck up things". Even so everything seems normal again, <<print $name>> has the weird feeling that someone is controlling evertyhing now in this reality. Like from a screen, a shiny screen. Probably a computer, or a smartphone.\n\n"Whatever. I feel like that everyday almost".\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
The guy with the whip opens his eyes wide. He kneels at your feet, kissing your shoes. \n\n"Please please please! Forgive me, starlord! We will be always in debt with your people. Follow me, please, to give you some food and beverages, or leave, if that's your desire. I should have known those weird clothes, and the shape you have taken now, are just but part of your culture!".\n\n[["I'll leave now, for I must take care of alien-businesses".]]\n[["I'll leave now, for I must take care of alien-businesses. But before that, kill yourself in front of my, with your hands".]]\n[["Take me to Ramses II".]]\n[["Take me to Ramses II and kill yourself right after it, scum".]]\n
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<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<if $rps is "s">>Ramesses II pulls out scissors. His laugh, victorious, makes you wanna cry in this unfair,cursed desert. Before you can even say a word he takes his sword and sticks it into your <<print either ("ass","perinium","breastbone")>>. "Why?..." You make to ask, before you fade away. He stands against the sun, majestic. "Because Ra commanded so!" laugs. Then you reply "No no, I mean, why are you such an asshole...". <br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<else if $rps is "p">><<set $endramses to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Ramsses II pulls out the same as you: paper. The look on his eyes is confused. "What should happen now? The allmighty Ra will provide soon!" Ramesses starts laughing, but before he stops a lighting comes out of nowhere and kills him.<br /><br /> \n\n"Woah, seems like gods don't like to loss, not even square...".<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n\n<<else>><<set $endramses to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Ramsses II pulls out "rock". The look on his eyes is pure panic. "Ra! This can't be! Why you abandoned me!!" A huge cat appears out of the blue, kills him, pisses on his corpse, licks his majestic cat balls and leaves.<br /><br />\n\n"Woah, christian gods are not the only ones that are vengeful, for what I see...".<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endif>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>><<endnobr>>
<<print $name>> stays still, in the middle of this ancient land of dinosaurs and giant plants. And <<print $name>> was right, T-Rexes eye's are based on movement, but not velociraptor's. A group of them have surrounded <<print $name>> in the blink of an eye. \n \nThey're laughing at you, with their sharp teeth and mean eyes. And so <<print $name>>, for being an asshole and believe in what a movie tells, like it was a fact, dies horribly...Though the T-Rexes thing was a fact after all. But yeah, you get the idea: you have to restart the game.\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]
<<nobr>><<if $mirror is 1>>Out of the blue a shadow appears and stabs you in your heart <<print random (4,40)>> times. It's your mirror self. He laughs: "FUCKER DID YOU DHINK I TIED BACK DHERE?? SUFFER!".<br /><br />\n\nBefore dying you can only think what kind of person would kill yourself so viciously, even if it's you the one killing yourself. <br /><br />\n\nThe smell of <<print $food>> fills your thoughts as you fade away.<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<else>>You take your time to think what to do, meanwhile Columbus doesn't seem likely to move from that bench in a long time, with his dumb-permanent smile and his maps.<br /><br />\n\nYou start thinking about all the things that came with the discover of America, the butterfly effect that supposed it and how much it changed the world.<br /><br /> \n\nIt had to be discovered sooner or later, but...<br /><br />\n\n[[Not by this guy. I should kill him.]]<br />\n[[I should sit next to him anyways.|Approach him.]]<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n\n
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>You grunt at the face of the T-Rex, <<set $grunt to either ("1","2")>><<if $grunt is "1">>And surprisingly, despite the fear, you make it to grunt like a real T-Rex, or that's what it sounds like for you.\n\nThe dinosaur runs away after that. You're shocked of your skills and feel way more alpha than before. Then you check out the sky, where there's a huge fireball about to hit the ground. The grunt must'd been the sound that the meteorite made when it entered the atmosphere.\n\nThe end of the dinosaurs' realm is close.<<else if>>You try to grunt, but instead of it you fart because of the fear. \n\nSurprisingly, the dinosaur runs away after that. You're shocked of your skills and feel way more alpha than before. Then you check out the sky, where there's a huge fireball about to hit the ground. That must've been what scared away the T-Rex.\n\nThe end of the dinosaurs' realm is close.<<endif>>\n\n[[I wan't to see the world burn, even if I day after it.]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "columbus.mp3">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>You appear in front of the gate of a medieval-like castle, guarded by two knights with white outfits that have a red X marked on their chests. Both of them with spears. They look quite surprised at you. One of them frowns. You step back.\n\nSuddenly a guy comes from inside the castle, with a huge smile on his face, kisses the guards and says: "Finally, finally! Now I can find a shorter route to India! Me, Christopher Columbus!". The guy, quite excited, sits on a bench next to the castle and starts looking at maps, taking notes with a pencil.\n\n[[Look from the distance.]]\n[[Approach him.]]\n
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<set $whiptime to either ("1","2")>>\n<<if $whiptime is "1">><<set $order to $order +1>>When <<print $name>> pulls out the time machine, Safir, master whiper, who's extremly cautious with foreigners, thinks you're pulling out some pagan artifact. He is about to whipe it out of your hands, his teeth grinding in please, when you press the button right in time.<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<else>>When <<print $name>> pulls out the time machine, Safir, master whiper, who's extremly cautious with foreigners, thinks you're pulling out some pagan artifact. He is extremely fast and could've even destroyed the time machine with that whip...if he would've aimed correctly. Instead he aimed at your head, killing you instantly. Because of reasons. Egyptian reasons.<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Edad Media">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Edad Media")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endslave to 1>>The guy with the whip gulps loudly. His eyes are lost and focused now at the sand of the desert. "O-okay...Follow me".\n\nYou keep walking next to him, pretty sure that back there he could've probably taken off the time machine button out of your hands with the whip he's grabbing so viciously. So fast that could've had no chance at all.\n\nHe finally leads you to a voluptuous palace where Ramesses is having a lunch made for a king (a king with a lot of appetite). The guy with the whip presents you: "Pharaoh Ramesses II, my lord, I found this starlord and so my duty was to take it here, to you". \n\nBefore you can say nothing, the guy with the whip <<print either ("chokes himself to death","use his hands as a knife and stab his heart","blocks his nose and mouth with his hands and stops breathing")>>. Ramesses II is deeply disturbed.\n\n[["Egypt is too small for the two of us". Kill him.]]\n[["I came here to tell you how to defeat the aliens."]]
"Sure, we always lend books to the people of the crazy mountains!". She gives you a convenient bag to carry as many books as you want. After looking out for some interesting titles you start to wonder what kind of library this is.<<print either ("101 Cannibalism - by Plato, How To Dark Magic - by anonymous, The Way of Fear - by Aristotle ...","We All War - by Socrates, Summoning the Great Ones- by anonymous servant of the truth, The Incestuous Way Of Living - by Pythagoras ...","How To Murder & Feel Happy About It - by Plato, Demons & Mankind: Closer We Are Stronger - by Aristotle, Creative Pain: Torturing With Flavour - by Plato ...")>> are some of the titles that you can read until your head starts spinning and you turn as pale as the marble of these walls.\n\n[[Pick as many as you can and leave.]]\n[[Let's fire this place.]]\n
The guy perfectly hears you and runs towards you, his fists to the air, yelling "What an incredibly rude way to disturb my studies! Come here you scum!".\n\nHe's running straight into a dwell that's not marked or fenced. He's probably so mad because of your insult that he won't notice the dwell in time. He'll most likely fall into it and die. As you can guess the dwell must be really old and, also, dry.\n\n[[Show your ass.]]\n[[Warn him about the dwell.]]
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endhitlergood to 1>>You feel good and so you think he does. You kiss him on the forehead and let him sleeping like a baby. Before turning off the lights you take a last look at the wall full of pictures, strategy maps and the calendar.\n\nYou start to think about all the suffer that will come from leaving this guy alive. All the images you remember from documentaries, archive videos,... All of those makes you think you could've done better than this. "I hope I've done the right thing..." it's the last thought you have before pressing the button. \n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
The guy in the nazi patterned piyama stands when he sees you picking the gun. He starts walking towards you, holding the globe. //Rücktritt oder ich werde dich mit meinem Schwanz zu töten!// You can't translate by yourself the whole sentence, but the words "dick" and "kill" are defenitely between that burst of the angry german words.\n\nHis pants start falling off. You can see a tiny boner pointing at you.//Mit meinem Schwanz!// He's so close you can almost feel his naziness on you. All over your face.//Mein Schwanz!//. This is your last chance to choose where to aim.\n\n[[Aim to the globe. Pull the trigger.]]\n[[Aim to his head. Pull the trigger.]]
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "background.mp3">><<nobr>>You press the button of the time machine, hoping it'll fix everything: "Here we go, don't fail me, quantum mechanics!". Your head starts spinning like you were in a light speed merry-go-round.Then you wake up.<br /><br />\n\nIt was all a dream, a really bad one though. Time travel paradoxes, weird reality disruptions, even dyslexia! "Thank god I killed myself in time before that cuniverse uollapsed...Wait, I still have dyslexia, so that means...". Yes, you didn't kill yourself in time before universe collapsed and reset itself. Now you're at the start point of this adventure. Again.<br /><br />\n\n"Well, not that bad, I suppose. Now I know at least how not to fuck up things". Even so everything seems normal again, <<print $name>> has the weird feeling that someone is controlling evertyhing now in this reality. Like from a screen, a shiny screen. Probably a computer, or a smartphone.<br /><br />\n\n"Whatever. I feel like that everyday almost".<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endnobr>>\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "orderending.mp3">><<nobr>>You press the button of the time machine, hoping it'll fix everything: "Here we go, don't fail me, quantum mechanics!". Your head starts spinning like you were in a light speed merry-go-round.Then the collapse stops.<br /><br />\n\nYou start recovering your strenght. Your nose has stopped bleeding. <<print $name>> smiles, laying on the ground, looking at the ceiling: "I got you universe...I won".<br /><br />\n\n[...]<br /><br />\n\nYou spend the rest of your days happy as you have never been. You time traveled space and time, seeing things no one could even imagine, defying the laws of physics and probablity, and, basically, evertyhing. You shaped the world and universe at your will, and got away alive from it.<br /><br />\n\nYou sit on your room's chair, at your desk. Years have passed since you time traveled.<<if $endmammalcute is 1>><<print $mascot>> comes and you pet it.<<endif>><<if $endrex is 1>><<print $mascotrex>> comes and you pet it.<<endif>><<if $endnewtoncake>> You bite a delicious piece of Newton's apple cake "Indeed, that was the missing ingredient".<<endif>><<if $endnomarriage>> The hermaphrodite demon-succubus massages your feet. It's almost as good as sex. Sex with a normal human being, of course, not the glorious demon-succubus.<<endif>> Then you take a look at the drawer of your desk: "What if...?". You didn't use the time travel machine since that time. Probably it'll be nice to feel the same chaos and madness again...Probably things are better as they are.<br /><br />\n\nThe sun is setting. \n\n<<if $endpee is 1>>You hear <<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<endif>><<if $endsneezefood is 1>>You hear<<print $species>> shouting out there, playing. "They were more triendly fhan I thought...".<<endif>><<if $endsneeze is 1>> You hear superhumans with <<print $powers>> powers out there, shouting and playing. "Wish I hould cave <<print $powers>> powers also...".<<endif>>The night has almost come. "Yeah, maybe not again...maybe not...". The drawer of your desk keeps untouched. <<print $name>> has a weird dream that night: the whole time travel thing was a dream and <<print $name>> has a normal boring life, lurking on the Internet and playing interactive stories on a computer screen. <br /><br />\n\n"Mime tachine...I wish I could use it...One more time...".<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endnobr>>\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
You sit next to him. Letting him sob and cry on your shoulder. Meanwhile you observe all the furniture and luxury that surrounds you. A thing comes to your mind, out of the blue: "I wish I could take a bit of <<print $food>>".\n\nThe guy in the nazi piyama looks towards you and says: //Gott sei Dank Sie mich von diesem Gewicht entlastet. von nun an werde ich nur das Richtige zu tun.//\n\nYou don't understand anything, but he's smiling. Then you come to the thought that, actually, you didn't understand much of what you told him a few minutes ago. That without having in mind your dyslexia and the many misinterpretations he could've taken from your mistakes.\n \nYou start to question the nature of that smile...\n\n[[I've done the right thing. Now I can go.]]\n[[I better kill him, just in case...]]
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endsneeze to 1>>For a few seconds you look around you, trying to remember all the things you're watching, since you don't even want to pull out your smartphone to disturb the environment.\n\n"It was nice being here. But the wonders of mime travel awaits me. Also, I'm soaked and feel already like I'm gonna catch the flu". Right after saying that you sneeze.\n\n"FUCK".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endsneezefood to 1>>You feel that even the fact that you're here right now is deeply disturbing the future. All the bacteria you're carrying on your shoes, inside your body, even the air you're exhaling. Everything will have an enormous butterfly effect. \n\nYou take a last glance to the deeply beautiful and disturbing landscape any human has ever witnessed. It makes you cry of happiness. <<print $name>> sneezes on a napkin and when is about to keep it in a safe place, the wind blows stronger and the napking lands on the ocean.\n\nYou start cursing, frustrated, jumping and really mad.Then you see that a <<print either ("donut","waffle","Nutella sandwhich")>> you where saving for a time-travel snack, has fallen from your pocket to the ocean. Probably because of the way your where yelling at the skies, jumping like a maniac. You press the button before screwing even more this situation. \n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<set $marry to either ("1","2")>><<endnobr>><<if $marry is 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endnomarriage to 1>>The woman blushes before that proposal. She nods, quietly. Then whispers to your ear: "You know what's the best part of me? I'm hermaphrodite, thanks to the lord Cthulhu and the powers it gave me for being its loyal servant. We'll have a lot of fun in the bed, cutie...". The hermaphrodite being chuckles and grabs your arm.\n\nThat gesture uncovers the hermaphrodite's arm from its toga, revealing bleeding scars with weird symbols, from its elbow to the shoulder. You're creeped out but hey, "hermaphrodite", you're not going to waste this opportunity...or do you?.\n\n <<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n[[Live a happy live and die with the hermaphrodite demon-succubus.]]<<else>>The woman seems pretty mad about your sudden proposal. Frowns at you, her cheeks red as a volcano about to burst: "Are all foreigners this rude? Go fuck your indecent proposals and yourself! My lord Cthulhu will show you how to behave before a loyal servant of its". The woman extends her hand to you, and that uncovers her arm from her toga, revealing bleeding scars with weird symbols, from her elbow to the shoulder.\n\nYou can feel already some strange and dark force that is filling the library. Before you can see what it is exactly, you press the button.\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endif>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<if $rps is "r">>Ramesses II pulls out rock. His laugh, victorious, makes you wanna cry in this unfair,cursed desert. Before you can even say a word he takes his sword and sticks it into your <<print either ("ass","perinium","breastbone")>>. "Why?..." You make to ask, before you fade away. He stands against the sun, majestic. "Because Ra commanded so!" laugs. Then you reply "No no, I mean, why are you such an asshole...".<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<else if $rps is "s">><<set $endramses to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Ramsses II pulls out the same as you: scissors. The look on his eyes is confused. "What should happen now? The allmighty Ra will provide soon!" Ramesses starts laughing, but before he stops a lighting comes out of nowhere and kills him.<br /><br /> \n\n"Woah, seems like gods don't like to loss, not even square...".<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n\n<<else>><<set $endramses to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Ramsses II pulls out "paper". The look on his eyes is pure panic. "Ra! This can't be! Why you abandoned me!!" A huge cat appears out of the blue, kills him, pisses on his corpse, licks his majestic cat balls and leaves.<br /><br />\n\n"Woah, christian gods are not the only ones that are vengeful, for what I see...".<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endif>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>><<endnobr>>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endnewtoncake to 1>>While you pick an apple from the tree Newton observes you, confused. Then, when you're about to throw it to his head he suddenly has an idea.\n\n"Of course! The apples! That was the missig ingredient for the aunt's Mary cake! EUREKA!". He seems very happy about his discovery, throws all his papers to the air and runs towards the house.\n\nYou think if this discovery can be as big as the ones he would've had if you weren't there right now. You consider if you should leave now or keep trying to make Newton have his great original discovery... \n\n[[Throw the apple to his head.]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Well, still a great achievement, probably.Press time machine button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n\n
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"Okay okay, don't kill me please, I'm just a soyal lervant of your pharaoh" <<print $name>> manages to mumble. "What did you just said, scum?" the whip guy replies, stretching his whip.\n\n"I mean: a loyal servant".\n\nYou keep walking next to him, pretty sure that back there he could've probably taken off the time machine button out of your hands with the whip he's grabbing so viciously. So fast that could've had no chance at all.\n\nHe finally leads you to a voluptuous palace where Ramesses is having a lunch made for a king (a king with a lot of appetite). The guy with the whip makes you kneel. "Pharaoh Ramesses II, my lord, I found a stranger next to the building site. Seems quite suspicious and harmful probably". \n\n"Who are you, that step in my land without approval nor dignity?", questions Ramesses II.\n\n[["Egypt is too small for the two of us". Kill him.]]\n[["I came here to tell you how to defeat the aliens."]]\n\n\n\n
In a desperate try to make Newton have his original idea about gravity, you throw the apple to his head, and hit him. He falls unconscious and starts rolling towards an empty well through the hill. Then he falls to it. You hope to hear a plunge sound, but instead a "crack" comes from the bottom, along a horrible scream that dies progressively.\n\nThe dwell was dry.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Fuck...Press time machine button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n\n
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "background.mp3">><center> [img[logotachine]]</center> <center>//An interactive story about time travel, murders and dyslexia//</center>\n\n"Greetings reader! I hope you enjoy this interactive story as much as the <<print random (100,1000)>> <<print either ("virgins","buffalos","triceratops","dragons","vampires","goats")>> I sacrificed in order to make this come real. I'll let you start very soon, but first things first.\n\n[[This thing is a button, press it to go to the next passage.]]\n\n<<set $endpee to 0>> \n<<set $endsneezefood to 0>> \n<<set $endsneeze to 0>>\n\n<<set $endmammalcute to 0>>\n<<set $endrex to 0>>\n<<set $endmammal to 0>>\n\n<<set $endhitler to 0>>\n<<set $endhitlergood to 0>>\n\n<<set $endmirror to 0>>\n<<set $endmother to 0>>\n\n<<set $endramses to 0>>\n<<set $endramseslie to 0>>\n<<set $endslave to 0>>\n<<set $endramsestruth to 0>>\n\n<<set $endlibrary to 0>>\n<<set $endwarnlibrary to 0>>\n<<set $endbooks to 0>>\n<<set $endnomarriage to 0>>\n\n<<set $endnewtonstinks to 0>>\n<<set $endnewtonlaws to 0>>\n<<set $endnewtonmoon to 0>>\n<<set $endnewtondoit to 0>>\n<<set $endnewton to 0>>\n<<set $endnewtoncake to 0>>\n\n<<set $endnoamerica to 0>>\n<<set $endpartycolombus to 0>>\n<<set $endamericaname to 0>> \n<<set $endcolombus to 0>>\n<<set $endcatholic to 0>>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endslave to 1>>The guy with the whip gulps loudly. His eyes are lost and focused now at the sand of the desert. "How...How may I do it?".\n\n"With your hands, gaddomit. Just <<print either ("choke yourself to death","use your hands as a kinfe and stab your earth, I mean, heart","block your nose and mouth with your hands and stop breathing")>>."\n\nThe guy throws the whip away, ready to die. Despite the lasts sidelooks he makes at you, hoping that you pardon him in the last moment, you don't, obviously, being the a-hole you are.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
You walk towards the apple tree. The guy doesn't seem to notice you. \n\nNow that you are but a few meters away form him, you take a closer look to him and can perfectly see that he is Sir Isaac Newton. He feels observed and stands up. "What a glorious morning sir! My name is Isaac, how can I serve you? What a curious outfit you wear sir, if I may say...".\n\nThen an apple falls to the ground, hitting the grass behind Newton. You feel that time is branching again, that you've screwed the general mechanism of the universe.\n\n[[Throw an apple to Newton's head.]]\n[[Explain to Newton all the physic laws and knowledge the human has achieved until the XXI century.]]
You keep walking next to him, pretty sure that back there he could've probably taken off the time machine button out of your hands with the whip he's grabbing so viciously. So fast that could've had no chance at all.\n\nHe finally leads you to a voluptuous palace where Ramesses is having a lunch made for a king (a king with a lot of appetite). The guy with the whip makes you kneel. "Pharaoh Ramesses II, my lord, I found a stranger next to the building site. Seems quite suspicious and harmful probably". \n\n"Who are you, that step in my land without approval nor dignity?", questions Ramesses II.\n\n[["Egypt is too small for the two of us". Kill him.]]\n[["I came here to tell you how to defeat the aliens."]]
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "dinosaurios.mp3">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>This place reminds you of a garden that someone forgot to take care of . For weeks. Or months.Everything feels way bigger than it should be, or maybe it's that you're too small for this world. The scent from plants you have never seen captivates your senses.\n\nThere's an open field in front of you and a dense thick jungle behind you."I better start walking and investigating where am I, or I may end up in- FOLY HUCK!"\n\nYou spot a tyranossaurus rex a few dozens of meters from your place. It's smelling the air and seems that soon it'll spot you.\n\n[[Stay still, everybody knows rex's eyes are based on movement.]]\n[[Run as fast as you can to the jungle.]]\n\n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "TimetravelfxBROKEN.wav">><<loopsound "ending.mp3">>As you press the button again, the time machine makes a really weird sound and you can feel all the quantum mechanics taking care of your body and the space-time around you. The gears of the universe are spinning, you could see that they're even screeching too much. \n\nAll the things that you have done during these minutes feel like now are leaving their marks across the years, decades, centuries, milleniums (you got the idea) of history. You start to regret some of your decisions and be happy about another ones, though over all that, what you feel is a pure excitement to see how the new world it is after your little "time-travel" experiment and adventure...\n\n[[Hell yeah! Let's see what is the outcome of this madness!]]\n
<<set $party to either ("1","2")>>The pencil Columbus was using falls off from his hand. He turns his head really slow towards you, as if everything was happening on slow-motion.\n\n"That is...<<if $party is 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endpartycolombus to 1>>THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD! LET'S ROCK THIS THE MEDIEVAL WAY! //VITA FLUMEN! YAY!//".\n\nYou have the party of your dreams. Rocking medieval pubs like it was the end of the world. After an all-night party you wake up on a bed, hugging Columbus. Both of you are naked and there are two woman and one man in a sofa, naked also. \n\nYou stand up, your head spinning and your tongue dry as a desert. Checking the people on the sofa you see one of the woman has written on her waist "Northern America" and the other one, on the same place, "Southern America". You smile upon that: "He conquered them, in the end". The guy has written on his forehead "Cuba". \n\n"Did Columbus conquer Cuba, or it was me?" <<print $name>> wonders.<<else>><<set $order to $order +1>>The most idiotic idea I've ever heard to come from the mouth of a sane man, though I have my doubts now that you are...Go away, please".\n\nYou know that it's impossible to convince him now and you blame yourself, since you have the feeling that this could've been the best party you've had in years. Though you don't party that much these days...The time machine took away <<print random (2,10)>> years of your life, in order to build it.<<endif>>\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<set $endmammal to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Sweating like a pig, you take a moment for yourself to rest below the tree. The moment you lay your ass, to rest on one of those huge roots, you hear how something breaks. Scared, you stand up immediately. You've just blocked the entrance of a lair, probably a mammal's lair. You can hear now the babies crying inside.\n\n<<print $name>> tries to clean out the entrance but then a thunderous explosion echoes. You watch on the sky to see a glowing and enormous fireball that is coming towards the ground, leaving a trail of smoke and dust: the end of the dinosaurs' realm.\n\nThere's no time to waste, you have to get out of here. But when you pull out the time machine you see a rat-like mammal standing at the entrance of the lair, trying to clean out the path, without success.\n\n[[Stay and help the mammal. It may be your ancester, after all...]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $order to $order +1>>"Guten Tag , Ficker!".\n\nRight after that the guy throws at you the globe. You barely avoid it. He's coming towards you, pulling out his pants. You don't know why he's so mad after you were just trying to avoid any kind of conflict.\n\nYou press the button in time to get away from him.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<set $rps to either ("r","p","s")>>Ramesses II stands up, his eyes burning with the fury and rage of a true pharaoh. Now that you think of it, you don't even have a weapon to kill him. "Nice <<print $name>>, well thought...".\n\nHe stands to your side, your shoulders touching. You expect a sheer sword cutting your throat, or some dark-pharaoh's magic that wipes you out of Earth. Then Ramesses II put his arms up, praying to the sun.\n \n"Ra will decide! I challenge you to a rock-paper-scissors battle!" Ramesses II laughs. "I've never lost, and it's written that if I do, I'll isntantly die, torn apart by a giant cat with the head of a dragon".\n \nThe countdown starts before you can even assimilate what the heck did just happen.\n\n3...2...1...\n\n[["ROCK!".]]\n[["PAPER!".]]\n[["SCISSORS!".]]\n
Columbus raises his head and looks at you straight in the eyse. For a moment you can see the terror in his pupils. Then he laughs. \n\n"C'mon! You're not going to scare me with stories like that! Idiot...". Then he turns back to his maps again. Although you see his fingers twitching.\n\n[[Whisper on his ear "There are vampires also in that path. Ocean vampires".]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Let him be, you won't convince him. Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<set $order to $order +1>>Watching a copy of yourself being scared by something that's not even real makes you feel petty for your mirror image. Before the copy is aware that you lied, you press the time machine button.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endbooks to 1>>Your hands are trembling while you pick as many of those dark, satanic, unmentionable books. After a while you have as many as you can carry, and even some extra ones below your armpits.\n\n"Well well, someone seems to be in a hunger for knowledge" The woman chuckles."Good luck with those! Specially with <<print either ("101 Cannibalism - by Plato", "How To Dark Magic - by anonymous", "The Way of Fear - by Aristotle", "We All War - by Socrates", "Summoning the Great Ones- by anonymous servant of the truth", "The Incestuous Way Of Living - by Pythagoras", "How To Murder & Feel Happy About It - by Plato", "Demons & Mankind: Closer We Are Stronger - by Aristotle", "Creative Pain: Torturing With Flavour - by Plato")>>!". You press the button as fast as you can, with your slippery fingers making you look like an octopus pressing a remote control.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endnewtonmoon to 1>>"The aliens will come in 15 years. Before that you must evacuate earth and fly to the Moon with everyone. Remember everything I told you, specially this last sentence."\n\nNewton opens his mouth and mumbles, trying to make sense of what you've said. Before he can articulate anything you leave.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n \n
You walk downstairs. The smell of the homemade pancakes makes you drool like a baby. The siroup, the butter, the sweet sweet flavour and softness...\n\nYou're at the frame of the kitchen's door when your mother sees that you have what seems pieces of meat and blood all over your body. "Fuck, didn't remember this".\n\nShe screams and points at you, trembling. "What have you done? What happened??".\n\n[[Too long to explain. Kill your mother. Those pancakes are worth it.]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Okay, too many paradoxes for one day. Let's go and press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n\n
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<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<set $headaim to either ("1","2")>>\n\n<<endnobr>><<if $headaim is "1">><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endhitler to 1>>The bullet goes through his head, splattering his brains all over the place. You feel you've done the right thing. Not in a clean and sphisticated way, but you've changed the future for good.\n \nThen you start thinking about all the good things that came as a secondary effect of the Second World War: better knowledge of human body, technology improvements, chemical advances..."Fuck...".\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<else if>>The bullet misses the target, bounces on the <<print either ("frame of a painting", "gun", "wall", "chandelier")>> and right to your heart, killing you. What a great ending, ah? That happens when you try to change the future in dangerous ways. Or when you hold a gun without even knowing if you know how to use it.\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>\n
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<if $rps is "p">>Ramesses II pulls out paper. His laugh, victorious, makes you wanna cry in this unfair,cursed desert. Before you can even say a word he takes his sword and sticks it into your <<print either ("ass","perinium","breastbone")>>. "Why?..." You make to ask, before you fade away. He stands against the sun, majestic. "Because Ra commanded so!" laugs. Then you reply "No no, I mean, why are you such an asshole...".<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<else if $rps is "r">><<set $endramses to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Ramsses II pulls out the same as you: rock. The look on his eyes is confused. "What should happen now? The allmighty Ra will provide soon!" Ramesses starts laughing, but before he stops a lighting comes out of nowhere and kills him.<br /><br /> \n\n"Woah, seems like gods don't like to loss, not even square...".<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n\n<<else>><<set $endramses to 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>>Ramsses II pulls out "scissors". The look on his eyes is pure panic. "Ra! This can't be! Why you abandoned me!!" A huge cat appears out of the blue, kills him, pisses on his corpse, licks his majestic cat balls and leaves.<br /><br />\n\n"Woah, christian gods are not the only ones that are vengeful, for what I see...".<br /><br />\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endif>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n
<<set $killcolombus to either ("1","2","3")>><<if $killcolombus is 1>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endcolombus to 1>>The guard's 15th century reflexes have nothing to do with yours, up to date and faster as leopard's claws. When they try to stop you it's too late, your spear is now stuck in Columbu's chest. The guards yell "That cursed bench! It's the <<print random (4,20)>>th time someone dies there".\n\nYou have enough time to say "<<print $insult>>!" right before pressing the time machine button.<<else>><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endcatholic to 1>>Despite your best efforts you can't take the spear of the guards hands. In the end he pulls with enough force to take it out of your sweaty hands completely. At the same moment you hear a terrible scream.\n\nIn the middle of the struggle the catholic kings were passing by the guards, and now, nobody knows how, both of them are stick together in the spear, like if they were ready for a royal barbeque.\n\n"If I want to live, this is the time to go".<<endif>>\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "hitler.mp3">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>You land on what seems to be an extremly expensive and refined room. Chandeliers, carpets, paintings...And the biggest, most comfortable bed you've ever seen. The atmosphere has something ominous floating around and, even so, you feel attracted in a peculiar way to this whole room. It has a magnetic personality.\n\nWait. There is someone laying on the bed...caressing a globe? He notices you. You can see his face: peculiar square-shaped moustache, angry eyes, black hair to the side... and a nazi patterned piyama. <<print $name>> sees o a calendar holding on the wall, along maps with lots of arrows and pictures of soldiers, that today it's 31st of August of 1939. \n\n//Halten , wer zum Teufel bist du?//\n\nThe multilingual translator you have with yourself doesn't seem to work now. Some nazi technology is blocking it, most likely. You'll have to take care of it the old way: without extremely complex technology.\n\n[[You see a gun in the table next to you. Take it.]]\n[[Convince him to stop the World War about to come.]]\n[[Say good nights in german and press the time machine button.]]\n\n\n\n\n
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endmother to 1>>Like in a cowboy movie you pull out the plasma gun for a second time today and obliterate your mother. Everything gets covered in blood, except the pancakes, which somehow escaped all that mess.\n\nAfter eating the pancakes you feel relieved, or at least during five seconds. Then you think about all you've done and what can be the consequences. While you're thinking of this someone knocks the door. It's your father, probably.\n\nYou check your plasma gun, but the batteries are empty. It's time to leave.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n \n
<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">><<endnobr>>Before you can even finish to answer, your mirror image pulls out a plasma gun and shots at you, <<set $plasmashot to either ("succeeding","failing")>><<print $plasmashot>>.<<if $plasmashot is "failing">><<set $mirror to 1>><<set $order to $order +1>>\n\n"FUCKING MIME TRAVELERS! I'LL BE THE FRIST! THE FIRST!" your mirror image shouts. You have only one way to get out of this. Maybe more, but the panic doesn't let you think of anything but pressing the button, in order to get away alive of this.\n\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<else>>\n\nYou die, instantly, without feeling anything, except for an extremly painful death. That's how paranoid you can be.\n\nI told you. \n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "background.mp3">>Soon you can do nothing but witness what's happening in front of your eyes: the collapse of our universe, thousands of realities, being killed because of our dumb choices through this adventure. "I tip the balance in the wrong way..." you regret.\n\nYou don't see any way to kill yourself but by <<print either ("biting your tongue.","stop breathing.","swalling so much saliva and so fast that you drown on it.")>> You do, successfully dying. Then you wake up.\n\nIt was all a dream, a really bad one though. Time travel paradoxes, weird reality disruptions, even dyslexia! "Thank god I killed myself in time before that cuniverse uollapsed...Wait, I still have dyslexia, so that means...". Yes, you didn't kill yourself in time before universe collapsed and reset itself. Now you're at the start point of this adventure. Again.\n\n"Well, not that bad, I suppose. Now I know at least how not to fuck up things". Even so everything seems normal again, <<print $name>> has the weird feeling that someone is controlling evertyhing now in this reality. Like from a screen, a shiny screen. Probably a computer, or a smartphone.\n\n"Whatever. I feel like that everyday almost".\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endnewton to 1>>"Newton, careful, there's a dwell right there!". He seems quite confused for a moment, though he doesn't stop running towards it."How do you know my surname? I didn't even tell you my na-"\n\nThen he falls to the dwell. You hope to hear a plunge sound, but instead a "crack" comes from the bottom, along a horrible scream that dies progressively. Indeed: the dwell was dry.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Fuck...Press the time machine button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<nobr>><<set $order to $order +1>><<if $mirror is 1>>Out of the blue a shadow appears and stabs you in your heart <<print random (4,40)>> times. It's your mirror self. He laughs: "FUCKER DID YOU DHINK I TIED BACK DHERE?? SUFFER!".<br /><br />\n\nBefore dying you can only think what kind of person would kill yourself so viciously, even if it's you the one killing yourself. <br /><br />\n\nThe smell of <<print $food>> fills your thoughts as you fade away.<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<else>>You lay on the grass and start watching the clouds passing by, above your head. After a while you wonder how fast time flies away. You're already <<print $years>> years old, though it feels like it was yesterday when you had <<print $years - 8>>.<br /><br />\n\n"EUREKA! EUREKA!".<br /><br />\n\nThe guy from the apple tree seems to have discovered something. Though you think that he's supposed to be Newton, and Newton didn't say "Eureka" when he discovered the nature of gravity... Anyways, it's a videogame, so who cares?<br /><br />\n\n<<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endif>><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
Thank god the time machine has inside a multilingual translator of any era. You site beside Columbus, he doesn't seem to even notice you, focused as he is on his maps, drawing lines here and there. \n\n[["Don't go man, that path it's haunted".]]\n[["I may come in handy for you, I have information".]]\n[["Let's rock the place with the money they king gave you".]]
<<set $order to $order +1>>"Yes, of course, of course..." the guy with the whip backs up, still on his kneels. The picture is kind of funny and you think you can easily use him for whatever you want, at least a little bit more, if you want to, <<print $name>>...\n\n[["I've changed my mind. Kill yourself with your hands before I leave".]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<set $order to $order +1>>You palm the cheeks of your ass as if they where drums in a tribal ritual. Newton suddenly stops, right before falling into the dwell.\n\n"Eureka! That's it! Gravity is like that arse! Any body with mass folds the space around itself, like those arse's cheeks! Folding it towards the center of itself, proportionally to his mass! Attracting everything in its range! EUREKA!". Newton go back to his house, so happy that it's contagious. Suddenly you're laughing alone in the middle of that field. At least for <<print random (2,12)>> hours. Then you stop.\n \nAfter that random link of ideas that bursted in Newton's mind, you start to think if destiny actually exists, and if you're changing events by time travelling at all or not.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Well, that was un-asspected. Press the time machine button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n
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<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">><<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endramseslie to 1>><<endnobr>>Ramesses II gulps, his entire body in tension. He wants to believe you, but you're a foreigner, dressed like a 21th century mad scientist and you speak pretty weird.\n\n"Are you sure...?", Ramesses II sounds very suspicious.\n\n"I swear over my life, the future of the whole universe and the continous space-time".\n\n"Okay...Thanks. May the gods be with you. Now leave, before they notice". He erases the words he wrote in the sand a few minutes ago and writes new ones: "I'll kill you if you lie. The wrath of god knows no limits, no time nor space".\n\n"Yeah, see ya!".\n\n<<button "[[This is none of my business. Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "alexandria.mp3">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>The astounding amount of books that is surrounding you is incredible, and not because of its size, but because you know the immense importance these books have. Since you know you're standing right in the middle of the Library of Alexandria.\n\nThere is only one woman there at a corner, almost covered by a pile of books that lie on a table. Though you don't know exactly if she's a woman or not. "She" could be a "he". The androgynous features of the face confuse you.\n\n//Anyway, player: <<print $name>>. For us it'll be a "she", at least for now. *Narrator coughs* //\n\n//She//'s sitting next to the books, reading as fast as you've never seen any human do. Doesn't seem to have noticed you yet, or doesn't care. And //she// won't, unless you call for her.\n\n[[To the woman "Excuse me!".]]\n[[Check out the books.]]\n[[Let's fire this place.]]\n \n
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endnewtondoit to 1>>"Don't let your dreams be dreams, just DO IT!. Remember everything I told you, specially this last sentence."\n\nNewton opens his mouth and mumbles, trying to make sense of what you've said. Before he can articulate anything you leave.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n \n
<<stopallsound>><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<loopsound "paradox.mp3">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>After the initial shock you observe your surroundings, being pretty disturbed by what you are watching: it's your room. You're almost in the same place you departed from. In front of you, an exact copy of yourself is yelling. Same eyes, hair, body, clothes... An exact double of <<print $name>>.\n\n"Behold, mortals! <<print $name>> is about to mime travel space, time an-" The copy turns around, opening the eyes wide before you."Oh my gucking fod!...It can't be...What are you doing here?".\n\nYou're both watching each other into the eyes.\n\n[["Hi!".]]\n[[Press the time machine button without saying a word.]]\n[[Kill your copy. You know how paranoid you are and that your mirror is thinking of the same thing.]]\n
"I'm <<print $name>> and I'm recording this for posterity: yesterday I finished the first time travel tool humanity has ever known. What we call: a mime tachine. Time machine, sorry. \n\nWasn't easy. Due to the exposure to the materials used for this project, I've developed several health...issues: insomnia, pneumonia, tetanus, gonhorrea, diarrhea, psoriasis, ebola, HIV, hapetatis.Sorry, hepatitis...And written and oral dyslexia. But doesn't matter anymore, the mime tachine is ready. A remote control-like machine that fits in every pocket and will let me discover new worlds.\n\nThis is it. I'm about to be the first mime traveler in the history of mankind. What am I saying? Even if I'm not, I could change that! I'm overcexited!, sorry, overexcited.\n \nThe parameters are within the normal values...The power of this prototype should let me travel, at least, three times, and a maximum of four times. Highly unstable, as I said. Like my neighbours' ass. That thing seems really unstable. I should study it when I come back. \n\nThe outcome is, for now, unpredictable, because of the nature of the quantum core of the machine. Where and when I will land when I press the button, I don't know. But the mime tachine prototype can travel, only, back in time. \n\nAnd it will always take me back to my era when I'm done with it. Whenever it stops working, either after three or four time travels.Or ho I sope...Behold, mortals! <<print $name>> is about to mime travel space, time and EVERYTHING!".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $chaos to 0>> <<set $order to 0>> <<set $ot to random (-1,-2) >>\n\n<<set $timeArray = ["Dinosaurios","Hitler","Beginning of time", "Newton","Time paradox", "America", "Biblioteca Alejandria", "Egypt"]>>\t\n<<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n\n
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endhitler to 1>>While he's smiling you pick up the pillow with your free hand, without him noticing it. Then, while he's hugging you, you pull out fast the pillow and choke him with it. \n\nThe struggle seem to last for minutes. During that time he doesn't stop yelling like a maniac://Du! Du hast! Frankfurt! Ich liebe Frankfurt!//. \n\nFinally the words start to fade away, and so does the heat of his body. The corpse lays on the bed with a ridiculous expression of happines on his face. You wonder what kind of monster can be happy when being killed.\n\nThen, before you start wondering more stupid things, you press the button.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endcolombus to 1>>"Oh, really? Then take this. I hate that guy, even more than I hate you. He tried to get laid with my little sister...and my older sister...AND MY MOTHER!".\n\nThe guard gives you his spear. Your 21th century reflexes overwhelm Columbus, who doesn't even have time to say: "Land in sight!". Your spear is now stuck in Columbu's chest. Someone in the crowd yells "That cursed bench! It's the <<print random (4,20)>>th time someone dies there".\n\nYou have enough time to say "<<print $insult>>!"right before pressing the time machine button.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
<<set $order to $order +1>><<set $endnewtonlaws to 1>>Despite the hesitation of Newton you come to a point where he believes anything you're telling him, totally open to whatever you want to teach him. You start by teaching him the very basics of our modern science: thermodinamics, modern chemistry, relativity... And he proves them by himself, during the days and weeks you teach him, shocked.\n\nAfter months spent with him you're done. Newton is an incredibly eager and smart student, absorbed everything you taught him like a sponge. Now you're ready to leave, feeling relieved and happy, thus you've accomplished something great for humanity today. You just have made science advance enormously.\n\n"I have no words for a gentleman like you, this is priceless!" Newton cries, as you say "Warefell!" to him. Isaac looks you straight in your eyes. You know you could tell him anything and he'll believe without any doubt or hesitation. You've earned his trust for months, you could say anything and he'll believe it...or you could just leave.\n\n[[Newton, there is something I must tell you before I leave...]]\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n\n\n\n
<<set $order to $order +1>>Your copy sounds really concerned about what you've said. "Wait, how did you make the machine to travel to the future? It was mean't to travel backwards only? How many time travelers are out there?".\n\nYou smile, as you caress the button of the time machine."I didn't, soccer! I mean, sucker!!" then you laugh before leaving. It's a confused laugh though, since you're thinking about how makes you feel calling yourself "sucker".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
The odds of having a happy life with a hermaphrodite demon-succubus was really tiny, don't you think so? Despite so, you spend many years with the love of your life, who comes to be named "<<print $name>>'s lover", or that's what the demon-succubus tells you. Probably the real name is really hard to pronounce for a mortal like you.\n \nAfter <<print $years + 20>> years you die in the city of Alexandria. You've had a wonderful live, something that'll make anyone jealous. Great <<print $food>>, dozens of <<print $animal>> to pet, away from your inner fear: <<print $fear>>, and <<print random (2,8)>> children that made you feel the best person in the world.\n\nProbably this is the only happy ending this game has. Congratulations <<print $name>>!\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]\n\n
Your german is a little bit rusty, but despite that and your dyslexia, you try to talk him out of the "conquering europe" thing. He listens to you for almost an hour. Then you close your argument with this sentence:\n\n"Die Götter haben mich gewählt, um die nächste Kriegsherr sein!". He watches you, straight in the eyes, and replies.//Was, so dass nach allem, dies war eine Lüge?//\n\nThe guy with the peculiar moustache lets the globe fall and break into a million pieces to the ground. He starts crying, sits on the border of his bed. You can see the bed trembling below the uncontrolable shaky movements he's making. \n \n[[Calm him down.]]\n[[Press the time machine button. You feel you've done the right thing.]]\n
You start running through the jungle you had in your back, without even taking a look to the T-Rex. After a few minutes you stop, exhausted. Everything is quiet, the T-Rex didn't follow you, or that's what you think.\n\nYou're in an opening of the jungle, not big, but enough to let you recover the breathe with fresh air and let you think what to do next. There's a big tree with huge roots that seem comfortable enough to rest for a while, but, now that you think of it, the T-Rex might be following you still...\n\n[[Sit for a while to recover.]]\n[[Keep running, just in case the T-Rex is following you in stealth mode.]]
Newton looks at you, gulps. Stands before you, amazed, drinking every word you say. "Yes, my beloved teacher...?".\n\n[["Don't let your dreams be dreams, just DO IT!".]]\n[["The aliens will come in 15 years. Before that you must evacuate Earth and fly to the Moon with everyone".]]\n[["You must take a shower, your armpits stinks".]]\n
<<nobr>><<if $endhitleramulet is 1>><<print $name>> climbs up to a hill to watch the dinosaurs' realm end. <<print $name>> knows the death is imminent and knew exactly the consequences of staying here and not pressing the button. But well, humans are like this: morons. The blinding flare of the meteorite hitting the ground astounds you with its deathly beauty. Though that doesn't justify the fact of dying, only to watch this. \n\nBefore being erased, all <<print $name>> can think of is "Yell hea! if I had some snacks,maybe some <<print $food>> , this would've been LEGEN-DARY...I wish I would've left. This wasn't worth it".<br /><br />\n\n[...]<br /><br />\n\nThen <<print $name>> breathes, opens the eyes, alive. The amulet that <<print $name>> picked from Hitler's place is glowing. Somehow that protected you from your total obliteration. You smile, ready to time travel to the next era. "YESSS! I KNEW IT! DESTINY IS ON MY SIDE!".<br /><br />\n<<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>><<else>><<print $name>> climbs up to a hill to watch the dinosaurs' realm end. <<print $name>> knows the death is imminent and knew exactly the consequences of staying here and not pressing the button. But well, humans are like this: morons. The blinding flare of the meteorite hitting the ground astounds you with its deathly beauty. Though that doesn't justify the fact of dying, only to watch this.<br /><br /> \n\nBefore being erased, all <<print $name>> can think of is "Yell hea! if I had some snacks,maybe some <<print $food>> , this would've been LEGEN-DARY...I wish I would've left. This wasn't worth it".<br /><br />\n\nAs the shockwave is about to hit you and obliterate your body, you think this decision was tremendously wrong. R.I.P. <<print $name>>, died at the age of <<print $years>>.<br /><br /> \n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<endif>><<endnobr>>
So, to sum up:\n\n<<nobr>><<nobr>><<if $endpee is 0 and $endsneezefood is 0 and $endsneeze is 0 and $endmammalcute is 0 and $endrex is 0 and $endmammal is 0 and $endhitler is 0 and $endhitlergood is 0 and $endmirror is 0 and $endmother is 0 and $endramses is 0 and $endslave is 0 and $endramsestruth is 0 and $endramseslie is 0 and $endlibrary is 0 and $endwarnlibrary is 0 and $endbooks is 0 and $endnomarriage is 0 and $endnewtonstinks is 0 and $endnewtonlaws is 0 and $endnewtonmoon is 0 and $endnewtondoit is 0 and $endnewton is 0 and $endnewtoncake is 0 and $endnoamerica is 0 and $endpartycolombus is 0 and $endamericaname is 0 and $endcolombus is 0 and $endcatholic is 0>>\n-You really managed to not change a single thing in your time travels! How crazy is that? And how lame? Specially in a game where the fun is to change stuff in your time travel trips. What's wrong with you, <<print $name>>?<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n\n<<nobr>><<if $endpee is 1>>-You peed in the ocean of the "beginning of life" era. Now you're the last human on Earth and the planet is ruled by <<print $species>>.<br /><br /><<else if $endsneezefood is 1>>-You sneezed and food fell from your pocket in the ocean of the "beginning of time" era. Humans are the secondary species in the planet and Earth is ruled now by <<print $species>>.<br /><br /><<else if $endsneeze is 1>>-You sneezed at the "beginning of life" era. Becuse of that now Earth is ruled by superhumans with <<print $powers>> powers.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n<<if $endmammalcute is 1>>-You saved the mammal when you crumbled its lair. That event led that mammal to appreciate and have an affection for humans. Later they evolved into something similar to dogs, in terms of behaviour and size. You have one of this species as a pet, called: <<print $mascot>>.<br /><br /><<else if $endrex is 1>>-You made a T-Rex follow you at the dinosaur's era. That event led that T-Rex to find a place to hide from the meteorite impact. Later they evolved into something similar to dogs, but lizard-like. You have one of this species as a pet, called: <<print $mascotrex>>.<br /><br /><<else if $endmammal is 1>>-You didn't save the mammal from the dinsoaur's era when you crumbled the entrance to its lair. That unleashed a chain reaction that ended up on earthlings having quite a different digestive system. And so you like to eat shit now.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $endhitler is 1>>-You killed Hitler, which solved nothing about the Second World War. Not only that, but you made it worse, since that alternative Second World War made the anime, cosplay, japanese robots and gadgets to dissapear.<br /><br /><<else if $endhitlergood is 1>>-You convinced Hitler to stop the Second World War and calmed him. That event led him to create a theme park called "Fun, fun and frankfurts", that made and makes Earth a positive-karma place to live. Thanks to that now alien-friendly people live amongst us.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $endmirror is 1 and $endmother is 1>>-You killed your mirror-self and mother.That let you without <<print $mirrorloose>>, and "your mother" is now "your parents". They seemd to live in the same body.<br /><br /><<else if $endmirror is 1>>-. You killed your mirror-self. That let you without <<print $mirrorloose>>. Nothing else has changed.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $endramses is 1 and $endslave is 1>>-You killed Ramesses II. Which made the aliens that where slaving him, and his people, mad. They attacked Earth and will be the new governors, since human counter attacked with nothing but dialectics.<br /><br />\n\nIf that wasn't enough, you killed the whiper in Egypt. That let your universe now without condoms or sex, if it's not to procreate. Since he was the inventor and developer of condoms.<br /><br /><<else if $endramsestruth is 1 and $endslave is 1>>-You told Ramesses II how to kill the aliens. Which made the aliens really mad, since they had to run away from the egyptians and Earth , to gather reinforcements. Then they attacked Earth, but since earthlings knew how to kill them: with water, the counter attack was a success.<br /><br />\n\nBut, you killed the whiper in Egypt. That let your universe now without condoms or sex, if it's not to procreate. Since he was the inventor and developer of condoms.<br /><br /><<else if $endramses is 1>>-You killed Ramesses II. Which made the aliens that where slaving him, and his people, mad. They attacked Earth and will be the new governors, since human counter attacked with nothing but dialectics.<br /><br /><<else if $endramsestruth is 1>>-You told Ramesses II how to kill the aliens. Which made the aliens really mad, since they had to run away from the egyptians and Earth , to gather reinforcements. Then they attacked Earth, but since earthlings knew how to kill them: with water, the counter attack was a success.<br /><br /><<else if $endslave is 1>>-You killed the whiper in Egypt. That let your universe now without condoms or sex, if it's not to procreate. Since he was the inventor and developer of condoms. <br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endlibrary is 1>>-You burnt Alexandria's Library, starting a chain reaction that led mobs to burn other libraries around the world. Books about sex, drugs and fun were burnt and those things are pretty lame now.<br /><br /><<else if $endwarnlibrary is 1 and $endlibrary is 1>>-You burnt Alexandria's Library, starting a chain reaction that led mobs to burn other libraries around the world. Books about sex, drugs and fun were burnt and those things are pretty lame now.<br /><br /><<else if $endbooks is 1>>-You saved some of the evil-dark books from Alexandria's Library. Its power is still unknown for you.<br /><br /><<else if $endwarnlibrary is 1>>-You warned the woman in Alexandria's Library about the imminent mob that wanted to fire the place. The evil-dark books where saved and now dark magic is a reality in your world.<br /><br /><<else if $endnomarriage is 1>>-Also, you tried to run away from the marriage proposal, when you knew the woman was instead a hermaphrodite demon-succubus. But it found you in the converged universe and now seems to be your hermaphrodite love partner.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endnewtonstinks is 1 and $endnewtonlaws is 1>>-You took your time to explain Newton the modern laws of physics and science in general. That could've led to a chain reaction that could've made now technology way evolved. But since you said before leaving that Newton's armpits stinked, he commited suicide later before, because of a lack of self-confidence.<br /><br />\n\nThat let a free way for his evil twin brother, Newtom, to develop Newton's physics work at his mean pleasure. Science is now seen as something dangerous and dark. As a cause of that a lot of things don't exist anymore, videogames and porn between those.<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtonmoon is 1 and $endnewtonlaws is 1>>-You took your time to explain Newton the modern laws of physics and science in general. That could've led to a chain reaction that could've made now technology way evolved. But since you said before leaving, to Newton, that aliens were coming soon and he had to evacuate Earth, he went mad trying to find a solution, and got recluded in a mental institution.<br /><br />\n\nThat let a free way for his evil twin brother, Newtom, to develop Newton's physics work at his mean pleasure. Science is now seen as something dangerous and dark. As a cause of that a lot of things don't exist anymore, videogames and porn between those.<br /><br /><<<<else if $endnewtondoit is 1 and $endnewtonlaws is 1>>-You took your time to explain Newton the modern laws of physics and science in general. That led to a chain reaction that has made now technology way evolved. Flying cars and trips to the Moon or Mars are something anyone can afford.<br /><br />\n\nAlso, you said before leaving, to Newton: "Don't let your dreams be dreams! JUST DO IT!" That led him to build an apple cake company along his aunt. They're the bests of their kind, and "Newton" is famous now also for being that delicious cake's brand.<br /><br />\n\n<<else if $endnewton is 1>>-You killed Newton, which let a free way for his evil twin brother, Newtom, to develop his work at his mean pleasure. Science is now seen as something dangerous and dark. As a cause of that a lot of things don't exist anymore, videogames and porn between those.<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtoncake is 1>>-You let Newton have the wrong discovery, which made him build an apple cake company along his aunt. They're the bests of their kind, and "Newton" is famous now only for being that delicious cake's brand. <br /><br />\n \nAlso, the fact you let Newton put his efforts in the cake business,let a free way for his evil twin brother, Newtom, to develop Newton's physics work at his mean pleasure. Science is now seen as something dangerous and dark. As a cause of that a lot of things don't exist anymore, videogames and porn between those.<br /><br /><<else if $endnewtonlaws is 1>>-You took your time to explain Newton the modern laws of physics and science in general. That led to a chain reaction that has made now technology way evolved. Flying cars and trips to the Moon or Mars are something anyone can afford.<br /><br /><<endif>>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<if $endnoamerica is 1>>-You tricked Columbus to not go to America. Despite that, not much changed, since America was built by immigrants.<br /><br /><<else if $endpartycolombus is 1>>-You convinced Colombus to spent the money the catholic kings gave him to party with you. Other countries took their plans and maps. Now America's name is <<print $newnameamerica>> They still control the whole empire these days.<br /><br /><<else if $endamericaname is 1>>-You gave information about the path to America to Columbus, in exchange of letting you name it. Now America is called "<<print $americaname>>". Nothing changed besides that.<br /><br /><<else if $endcolombus is 1>>-You killed Columbus and so other countries took their money, plans and maps. Now America's name is <<print $newnameamerica>>. They still control the whole empire these days, and also, as a memento of Columbus, the built a statue there.<br /><br /><<else if $endcatholic is 1>>-You killed the Catholic Kings by accident. The Pagan Kings became the new rulers. Now spanish gods are parties and alcohol. Any other religion was banned.<br /><br /><<endif>><<endnobr>><<endnobr>>\n\n<<nobr>><<if $chaos > $order>><<stopallsound>><<loopsound "chaosending.mp3">>Then you look at the floor. Your nose is still bleeding. You start to panic: your ears are bleeding too."Wait wait, I know what's nappening how. It's, it's...The universe, can't hold all this chaos, my actions have made... and it's, it's...". <br /><br />\n\nYou hit the floor, all your forces almost gone."Collapsing, the cig brunch...I mean....the...big...crunch".<br /><br />\n\n<<print $name>> don't have energy to move a muscle. While the universe collapse you hear the song <<print either ("Smells like teen spirit","Sweet home alabama","Yes sir I can boogie","Always look on the bright side of life")>>.Your last thoughts are that, indeed, this was all a joke played on you by the universe, fate or however you want to call it. Those gears knew that after a little bit of chaos everything will come to normality in the end. A reset for life and everything (included this interactive story).<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<br />\n<center> [img[theendlogo2]]</center> \n<center>//You visited <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> out of eight eras! Play again to catch'em all!//</center><<endif>>\n\n<<if $chaos < $order>><<stopallsound>><<loopsound "orderending.mp3">>Then you look at the floor. Your nose has stopped bleeding. You start to smile: that means the gears of the universe have finally settled again. "Yes! I knew I could travel in time without collapsing reality!". <<print $name>> wonders...<br /><br />\n\n[["I like this world, I can totally live on it".]]<br />\n[["I can't stand this kind of world". Commit suicide.]]<br /><<endif>>\n\n<<if $chaos is $order>><<stopallsound>><<loopsound "endingequal.mp3">>Then you look at the floor. Your nose is still bleeding. You start to panic: your ears are bleeding too."Wait wait, I know what's nappening how. It's, it's...The universe, can't hold all this chaos, my actions have made... and it's, it's...". You hit the floor, all your forces almost gone."Collapsing, the cig brunch...I mean....the...big...crunch".<br /><br />\n\nYou start to think about a way to escape this. To get away from a universe-level collapse. <br /><br />\n\nThis is your last chance to fix this space-time mess.<br /><br />\n\n<<set $tm to random (1,2)>><<if $tm is 1>><<button "[[Press the time machine button one more time. That should solve this mess for sure.|tm1]]">><br /><<else>><<button "[[Press the time machine button one more time. That should solve this mess for sure.|tm2]]">><br /><<endif>>\n[[Don't do anything. "Anyway, I don't want to live in this reality I created".]]<br />\n<<if $endbooks is 1>>[["Maybe I can use the books from Alexandria to fix this huge mess...".]]<br /><<endif>>\n<<if $endhitleramulet is 1>>[["Maybe I can use the I took from Hitler's globe to fix this huge mess...".]]<br /><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\n\n\n
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endnewtonstinks to 1>>"You must take a shower, your armpits stinks. Remember everything I told you, specially this last sentence".\n\nNewton opens his mouth and mumbles, trying to make sense of what you've said. Before he can articulate anything you leave.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>\n
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endpee to 1>>As you empty your bladder you can feel how much are you disturbing the future. By the time you end you feel a shiver going down your spine. \n\n"Who cares, I'm the carrier of a lot of diseases also. The presence of myself here already disturbed the future outcome. That without even mentioning the fact that healthy humans carry hundreds of bacteria".\n\nYou sigh. "I feel bad anyway".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>
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<<nobr>><<set $name to prompt ("Well done! I'm impressed you where able to figure out that! Now, tell me, what's your name?","")>>\n<<set $animal to prompt ("Favourite animal? (plural)","")>>\n<<set $years to prompt ("How old are you?","")>>\n<<set $fear to prompt ("Afraid of...?","")>>\n<<set $food to prompt ("Favourite meal?","")>>\n<<set $insult to prompt ("Well, like I care about the answers of all these questions. Fuck you.","")>><<endnobr>>I've had enough of your dumbass questions.\n\n[[Let me start the game please!]]
<<stopallsound>><<loopsound "egypt.mp3">><<playsound "Timetravelfx.wav">><<set $ot to $ot +1>><<if $ot is 3>><<goto "Outta Time">><<endif>>The floor shines so much that your eyes hurt. It takes a time for your sight to adapt to this new environment. When you are almost perceiving shapes and forms a stinging pain hits in your back. You turn around: there is a guy with a white skirt and a whipe on his hand. \n\n"What are these clothes? I reckon that you're not from here, traveler. Come with me, as Ramesses II must decide what to do with suspicious foreigners like you!".\n\nNow you can perfectly see the great pyramid under construction . How hundreds of slaves are working on it. From this distance they seem like ants. The stinging pain of the whip still hurts and the guy will probably not doubt to use it again.\n \n[[Follow the guy with the whip.]]\n[["I know that the pyramids are being constructed by aliens and all this is a cover. I'm one of them".]]\n[[Press the time machine button, hoping they guy with the whip won't notice on time to stop you.]]\n
Knowing yourself so well, you know that there's nothing that scare the shit out of you more than <<print $fear>>. So you point towards the window behind your copy and yell: "Careful <<print $name>>! <<print $fear>> behind you!!".\n\nYour copy turns around screaming, shaking the hands and the whole body like a spider with parkinson. It's the perfect moment to kill it.\n \n[[Press the time machine button. I'm not so acquainted with time paradoxes. Better not to kill myself.]]\n[[Push your copy through the window.]]
<<nobr>><<if $mirror is 1>>Out of the blue a shadow appears and stabs you in your heart <<print random (4,40)>> times. It's your mirror self. He laughs: "FUCKER DID YOU DHINK I TIED BACK DHERE?? SUFFER!".<br /><br />\n\nBefore dying you can only think what kind of person would kill yourself so viciously, even if it's you the one killing yourself. <br /><br />\n\nThe smell of <<print $food>> fills your thoughts as you fade away.<br /><br />\n\n[[Restart game|Start][state.restart()]]<<else>>You walk across the shelfs, taking a look at the hundreds of titles that this forgotten realm of knowledge keeps. After a while you start to be scared. There where some books that could leave their mark on humanity's future in a positive way, but others... Soon you only see books that give you shivers down your spine.<br /><br />\n \n<<print either ("101 Cannibalism - by Plato, How To Dark Magic - by anonymous, The Way of Fear - by Aristotle ...","We All War - by Socrates, Summoning the Great Ones- by anonymous servant of the truth, The Incestuous Way Of Living - by Pythagoras ...","How To Murder & Feel Happy About It - by Plato, Demons & Mankind: Closer We Are Stronger - by Aristotle, Creative Pain: Torturing With Flavour - by Plato ...")>> are some of the titles that you can read until your head starts spinning and you turn as pale as the marble of these walls.<br /><br />\n\nThe woman then comes next to you: "May I help you?".<br /><br />\n\n[["AAAAAWWWWHHHHGGGGG!".]]<br />\n[[Let's fire this place.]]<<endif>><<endnobr>>\n\n
It feels like your whole body has been replaced into a completely new universe, converged and squeezed with another <<if $length is 5>>three<<else>>four<<endif>> universes (and no, don't ask me how that feels. In any case ask <<print $name>>, since is the one who felt it).\n\nYour house starts to fade and change in shape. You can hear how the balance between chaos and order is tipping (again, don't ask how that sounds, ask yourself).\n\n[...]\n\nEverything seems to have settled now. Your room looks surprisingly the same, though with a puddle of blood at your shoes, that's being filled with the blood from your nose. After taking a napkin, that you stuck up your nose, you turn on your "real-time global information" machine. Also known as "the Internet".\n\n[[Check the "real-time global information" machine.]]
<<set $chaos to $chaos +1>><<set $endnoamerica to 1>>You can perfectly hear how Columbus swallows, gulping down his dignity. His face pale as marble. Standing up looks at you with wet eyes, about to cry.\n\n"Fuck you and your weird clothes!" Columbus exclaims, as he runs away from you, crying. All the people starts laughing at him: "Look! He finally gets the money and now it's crying cries! What a baby!","Damn Columbus, I told him to stop dreaming about travelling with those ocean vampires out there", "Gaaaaaaay!",...\n\nYou feel deeply satisfied for what you've done, personally, though you can perfectly hear how the gears that makes the universe run are screeching because of this time alterations.\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>><<endif>>
Yes. Every time you time-traveled the universe took that altered universe you were leaving, put it aside as a paralell reality, and make a copy of your original universe before it was disturbed. A backup. Where you stayed.\n \nAnd so, now, all those parallel universes, altered realities, had filled up the "paralel universe limit" that space-time has. The gears can't hold up more. The paralell universes are converging now with the original one: yours.\n\nYou feel excited, and the warmth of <<print either ("pee","poop")>> in your pants. Everything is trembling, "A universe-size earthcake! EARTHQUAKE!".\n \n[[What will come from it?...]]
<<set $order to $order +1>>Half the way to press the button you see a wicked smile on your mirror image. It's pulling out a plasma gun. You knew that you could trick yourself like that, being that paranoid. Thank god you had already the finger on the button of the time machine. \n\nBefore pressing it you scream "<<print $insult>>!".\n\n<<nobr>><<set $length = $timeArray.length>> \n<<set $random = Math.floor(Math.random()*$length)>>\n<<set $buttonvalue = "<<print ($timeArray[$random])>>">>\n<<button "[[Press the button|($timeArray[$random])]]">><<endnobr>>\n\n<<if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Hitler">><<set $timeArray.remove("Hitler")>> \n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Dinosaurios">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Dinosaurios")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Egypt">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Egypt")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Biblioteca Alejandria">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Biblioteca Alejandria")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "America">> <<set $timeArray.remove("America")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Beginning of time">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Beginning of time")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Newton">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Newton")>>\n\t<<else if ($timeArray[$random]) is "Time paradox">> <<set $timeArray.remove("Time paradox")>>\n<<endif>>